Questions in an email...

VF21

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Received this in my email today.

...why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

...if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

...can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

...why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

...if Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

...if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

...if corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

...if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

...why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

... Stop singing and read on........

...do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

...did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

...does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?

...do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
 
...why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

There's a light in both my freezers...

...if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

People will sing just about anything.....They bought "Milli-Vanilli" for awhile, didn't they??

...can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Only with 3 "live" ones inside...

...why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

Call him "Goofy" if you will, but he gets the girls, right??

...if Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

He didn't buy that stuff, he's the original Identity Thief!!

...if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

See above response......

...if corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

See the Stanford football scoreboard in the 70's..........

...if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

"Morality" comes from recognizing and avoiding the attitudes of Morons!!

...why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Lyrics by Francis Scott Key???

... Stop singing and read on........

uh no..................

...do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever remove the vowels to screw with your kids??

...did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Did you check your breath first?

...does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?

Depends on which finger I'm using...
 
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