Received this in my email today.
...why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
...if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
...can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
...why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
...if Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
...if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
...if corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
...if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
...why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
... Stop singing and read on........
...do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
...did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
...does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?
...do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
...why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
...if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
...can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
...why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
...if Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
...if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
...if corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
...if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
...why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
... Stop singing and read on........
...do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
...did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
...does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?
...do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
