This chapter could only be written in L.A.
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Phil and Kobe together again?
Why? Because it was all just a big misunderstanding before? Because no matter what you may have read (or who may have written it), these crazy kids really do love each other, and isn't that all that matters? Because Shaq's out of the picture, so things will be much different the second time around?
Because longtime Laker season ticket holders threatened to cancel if their beloved Zen Master wasn't reinstalled as their team's leader?
What is this? Some high-powered college program with boosters calling the shots? What next? Double-secret probation?
The
Lakers have once again turned to Phil Jackson to reverse the sagging fortunes of their once-thriving basketball operation. Turns out that trading one of the most dominant players in NBA history for two mildly productive small forwards and a bag of basketballs wasn't such a good idea, and now Jackson will ride in on his white horse, preach the gospel of The Triangle, and make everything all right again.
But first, there's the little matter of the rather ugly divorce between Jackson and
Kobe Bryant after the
Lakers were unceremoniously dumped by the
Pistons in the 2004 NBA Finals. Kobe stayed, Shaq and Phil were shown the door, and Jackson went on to publish a book that took several loads of dirty Laker laundry out of the locker room and into the public eye.
There were several passages in Jackson's
The Last Season: A Team in Search of Its Soul that were less than flattering in their characterization of Bryant. But this one, detailing the escalation of the
Lakers' Family Feud in January 2004, pretty much says it all:
On the subject of losing Kobe, I wonder once again whether our relationship has deteriorated beyond repair. Earlier this week at El Segundo there was an incident at practice. On the way to the court, I asked Kobe, still nursing a sore shoulder, if he was up to doing a little running. Sure, he responded, as soon as he finished his treatment. Almost an hour went by, and there was no Kobe sighting. Finally, with an ice pack on his shoulder, he took a seat on the sideline.
It began to dawn on me that contrary to what he had told me, Kobe had no intention of running. After practice I followed Kobe to the training room, asking him why he lied to me. He was being sarcastic, he said. Wrong answer. I wasn't in the mood. Believe me, I can't begin to imagine how difficult this whole ordeal has been for Kobe, but that doesn't mean I will allow myself to be the recipient of his displaced anger, especially when I've been firmly on his side since the Colorado story broke.
Now I was the one who was angry. I went upstairs to see Mitch in his office. Wasting no time, I went off on a tirade about the need to deal Kobe before the trading deadline in mid-February. "I won't coach this team next year if he is still here," I said emphatically. "He won't listen to anyone. I've had it with this kid."
Hmmm ... just how does one go about rebuilding a bridge after setting it ablaze, without coming off as a complete hypocrite?
The once-proud Laker franchise is now a bad reality show. Bringing Phil back into the house is sure to add to the drama, and that may be good for ratings. But will it produce better basketball?
Phil Jackson has a beautiful collection of rings, but has he taken a good look at the mismatched collection of talent and slice of salary-cap hell that is the Laker roster?
Their divorce has been final for less than a year, but Phil Jackson and Kobe Bryant are together again. (LUCY NICHOLSON / Getty Images)
The
Clippers and
Grizzlies won more games than the
Lakers last season. This Laker team was last seen mailing in six consecutive losses to close the season, losing 19 of its last 21 games, and finishing in a tie with the
Warriors for
last place in the Pacific Division.
It's going to take a lot more than a mid-level exception and a low lottery pick to clean up this mess. Think teams will be lining up to take
Brian Grant's ridiculously large contract off the
Lakers' hands? Think again. There are club execs out there absolutely delighting in the
Lakers' miseries, and quietly enjoying the prospect of prolonging them as long as possible.
And Jackson, whose arrogance has irked more than one opposing coach and GM over the years, doesn't exactly have a bunch of goodwill points built up.
It's been widely reported that Jackson is enamored with the skills of
Lamar Odom, and that Odom's presence on the roster was enough to help Jackson overlook some of the other obvious shortcomings in Lakerland.
Jackson isn't the first coach to be seduced by Odom in this way. The trouble is, Odom hasn't delivered the goods during his six seasons in the NBA, and he won't in Jackson's triangle, either.
Odom teases you with flashes of eye-popping ability, then disappears for a week. You can see a little coach-killer in him, but you can't see the kind of burning desire to become the kind of player who can make an average team better, or a good team great. And, long before his shoulder injury last season, his discomfort in trying to play in the same lineup with Bryant was there for all to see. So good luck with that, Phil, and with mending all those fences and lugging all that baggage back to L.A. If it doesn't work out, I'm sure we'll read all about it.