I wish Peja would have taken the last shot tonight, even though he had that guy way up in his face. I want C-Webb to say to Peja, "I want you to take the game winning shot next time." or something. And Peja would be all like, "Umm, ok, if you say so." And then he does take the shot next time, and he makes it, and then he's like, "Wow!! I have awesome basketball skills" and its a huge boost to his confidence, and he starts averaging 35 points per game. And then He gets double teamed a lot so he's like, "Yo, C-Webb, I'm double teamed, go do something funky with the ball" and so C-Webb goes like, "Uh huh suckapunch" and then C-Webb starts throwing down mad crazy dunks and hook shots, and even an ocassionaly 3 point hook shot. And then C-Webb gets like quadruple team and he's like, "Yo, yo, Bibbs, go do your thing," and passes Bibby the ball. And Bibby's all like, "OH YEAH" and he gets the ball and runs all over the place and starts getting like 20 assists per game and he goes on a hot date with Steve Nash's mom just so he can have the upper hand on him when they start trash talking. And then Steve Nash's mom makes lemonade and its the best lemonade ever and I get to have some and its super good, like super sour because thats how lemonade is supposed to be.
Anyways, thats what would happen in a perfect world. Oh yeah and Brad would get like 16 rebounds per game just cuz he's that pumped up that they're playing that good. And Cuttino would win the rookie of the year award just cuz.