Rockmeister
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All I gotta say is Kenny Natt better not be the coach next year because I won't watch any Kings games.
Kings Vs. Grizzlies Game Thread
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Bricklayer
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1) I did not think we had this in us, impressive
2) queue the fake hustle charge music because you know its coming. Beno will show us, and Cisco will show us, and Kevin will play for himself some more, and then the Grizz will get shaky and the legit vets like Noc and Bobby and maybe McCants will come in and hit a couple of shots to make it close...and then we will lose anyway. Gotta love fake hustle.
2) queue the fake hustle charge music because you know its coming. Beno will show us, and Cisco will show us, and Kevin will play for himself some more, and then the Grizz will get shaky and the legit vets like Noc and Bobby and maybe McCants will come in and hit a couple of shots to make it close...and then we will lose anyway. Gotta love fake hustle.
Just to clarify, it's not his nose. It's his cheekbone.
Like I said, call us SHERMAN!!!
Bricklayer
Don't Make Me Use The Bat
see? Right on cue.
What a bunch of buffoons.
What a bunch of buffoons.
Bricklayer
Don't Make Me Use The Bat
I wonder how mnay of them Geoff has put calls into telling them that their sorry asses are goign to get traded.
MassachusettsKingsFan
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This team has mastered the 'dig yourself too deep a whole early' so they can actually try in the second half and come up short.
Kingster
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Kingster
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And our lottery pick looks more and more secured. We should be happy, right? Excitement in the second half that still ends up with a woss? Why then do I feel like I need a shower?
Because you haven't seen a basketball game. You've seen a con game. What they are doing shows no respect for the game. It's a sharade.
Why then do I feel like I need a shower?
You shouldn't, it's not as if the team were pretending to be as bad as they are. Heck, we're even playing our injured vet! Unless Natt's deliberately screwing up the plays and rotations, this is nothing more than a display of genuine suckitude.
Bricklayer
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You're right, of course. And if I didn't buy into the lunacy being blathered by Grant and Jerry, I'd remember that. We do truly suck... Thanks for the postcard from reality.
And yes, I do still love this team.
I wouldn't be too worried. We just got blown off the court - in spite of the brave attempts at comebacks - by the freaking Memphis Grizzlies, managing to make them look like playoff contenders at the same time.
We do honestly and truly possess a vast amount of sucknicity.
SacKings384
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ZERO rebounds for Noc tonight in 27 minutes. Even Calvin Booth pulled down a board. Nice to see Beno having a nice effective game with 5/5 in 32 minutes.
SacKings384
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Btw, the Kings are cursed enough to the point where we won't get the #1 pick. With our luck we'll end up with the 4'th pick.
Bah! The best player available in the draft plays the same position as the best player we currently have on our team. Isn't that cursed enough?
It's all a matter of perspective. If you want to get the rebuild over with, we've been quite lucky this year.
Circa_1985_Fan
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Kinda like Memphis a couple years ago when they had a gawd awful record like us and got 4th too. Maybe we should send both Chris AND Vlade to the draft lottery, we can use all the luck we can get dammit!
Circa_1985_Fan
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Well I guess that means somebody will be coming off the bench...
theclash4u5
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I really have a bad feeling that this is going to be the WORST season in Sacramento Kings history. Not only will we have the worst RECORD of all time, but we won't get the #1 pick and will end up with a bust of a pick
gunks
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With the worst record in the league dont we get only a 25% chance at the #1 pick? People are acting like its a given that we'll get it if we finish last in the league.
I think it's actually consolation that our best player is a PF. If we dont get Griffin...Ah well, we'll get a decent player at a different position. This draft is weak anyways. And I'm pretty sure we'll be in the race for worst again next season (unless Natt returns, in which case the worst record in the league is a given).
I think it's actually consolation that our best player is a PF. If we dont get Griffin...Ah well, we'll get a decent player at a different position. This draft is weak anyways. And I'm pretty sure we'll be in the race for worst again next season (unless Natt returns, in which case the worst record in the league is a given).
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