It's too bad Bibby's number isn't 80-- then we could call him M-80. That would be great. But since it's not, how about
CrabHammer . Because when the man drops the hammer on folks, we all know what comes next...the CRAB WALK BABY....THE CRAB WALK.
Just imagine the possibilities....he could emerge as an ultimate court assassin, causing a widespread panic throughout the leage. Children fearful for themselves and for their beloved teams would show up at games with signs that read "PLEASE HAMMER, DON'T HURT 'EM."