Jack Bauer or Chuck Norris? (split)

Jack Bauer or Chuck Norris?

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DocHolliday

DocHolliday

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VF21 said:
The "band of brothers" theme started a couple of years ago. I'm very glad to see it revived and I actually think it's more appropriate right now than ever before.

I hope they post it on kings.com It's worth keeping and playing again... and again... and again!

:D
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By the way when Jack Bauer goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. :D

EDIT: This was split out from the main forum. All we ask is that people keep it clean. There are several "facts" or "quotes" out there that are roll-on-the-floor funny, but not appropriate for our site. - the mods
 
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DocHolliday said:
By the way when Jack Bauer goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. :D
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Trying to find out what's causing the decaying carcass smell?
 
your signature and what I said, is all based on jokes like these that came out a while back.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

ChuckNorris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity ¦ twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris¦ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn¦t lifting himself up, he¦s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn¦t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
 
Well, doh. I knew that. I've been changing my signature to reflect different Jack Bauer random facts for quite a while. Chuck Norris is just so 20th century...
 
VF21 said:
Well, doh. I knew that. I've been changing my signature to reflect different Jack Bauer random facts for quite a while. Chuck Norris is just so 20th century...
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Hey don't talk bad about chuck. He'll throw a round house and you'll never see it coming. :D
 
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I might not see it coming but I'd have enough time to smoke a cigarette and read a book before it arrived.

;)
 
Well, I don't watch 24, and in everything else I've ever seen Keifer Sutherland in, he comes across as a wuss to me, so Chuck Norris wins.
 
Why would you vote if you've never seen the show?
 
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And besides, it comes on at 21:00... on Mondays; I'm supposed to miss wrestling for that?

EDIT - w00t! my 12,500th post (counting pre-crash numbers)
 
BigSong said:
Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris....


Batman owns all.
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I just finished reading The Dark Knight Returns and upon opening up this thread,
this is what I thought too.

Too funny that someone else thought this.
 
This is gonna steam VF21 and other Jack Bauer fans, but I don't remember Chuck Norris ever getting floored by a rabbit punch from an old man like William DeVane.
 
PixelPusher said:
This is gonna steam VF21 and other Jack Bauer fans, but I don't remember Chuck Norris ever getting floored by a rabbit punch from an old man like William DeVane.
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Except his "Student" Bob Barker, right? :p
 
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