If the Kings draft _______, I will _______

If the Kings draft Conley or Noah, I'll take it as a sign to start drinking. ;)
 
If the Kings draft a big man I will be happy.

If the Kings draft yet another guard then I want Petrie's head on a platter.

Note: I don't think there is any way that Yi makes it down to the number 10 pick. Just check the Rocket's (Yao and Mcgrady) jersey sales in China and you will know why.
 
when the Kings draft Spencer Hawes and trade for another 1st round pick and then draft Jason Smith...I will...not be suprised...typical...*sigh*

Great...then we'll have THREE unathletic, non-imposing Charmin soft 'big' men...and I use that term VERY lightly.

Jason Smith not athletic? hah!

If the Kings draft Noah, Yi, or Smith (while trading down) I will run into the streets and scream GO KINGS!
 
if the kings draft yi, trade bibby for jwill/filler and #20, draft crittenton with #20, then trade for a couple 2nd round picks and draft sun yue and marc gasol.... i will sit at my desk quietly and pray that petrie can some how do a 3 team trade with artest for darko on july 1st.... please.... get it done....
 
So by my count after drafting Hawes:

Jectsphere has to try out for the team.

Perezident has to start a thread called...."why petrie why!!??"

Circa 1985 Fan will...not be suprised.

Starting Five will eat those .99 cent hot dogs for a month.

Francisco D'Anconia will NOT breathe a sigh of relief.

BMiller52 WILL throw up. And then is going to throw himself off a cliff.

Meanwhile nbrans will hold the bucket for BMiller52. And then throw up himself once when he's done.
 
So by my count after drafting Hawes:

Jectsphere has to try out for the team.

Perezident has to start a thread called...."why petrie why!!??"

Circa 1985 Fan will...not be suprised.

Starting Five will eat those .99 cent hot dogs for a month.

Francisco D'Anconia will NOT breathe a sigh of relief.

BMiller52 WILL throw up. And then is going to throw himself off a cliff.

Meanwhile nbrans will hold the bucket for BMiller52. And then throw up himself once when he's done.


I am being 100% honest when I say I'm on the verge of throwing up and I'm sick to my stomach.

**** PETRIE, BRICKLAYER 4GM.
 
So by my count after drafting Hawes:

Jectsphere has to try out for the team.

Perezident has to start a thread called...."why petrie why!!??"

Circa 1985 Fan will...not be suprised.

Starting Five will eat those .99 cent hot dogs for a month.

Francisco D'Anconia will NOT breathe a sigh of relief.

BMiller52 WILL throw up. And then is going to throw himself off a cliff.

Meanwhile nbrans will hold the bucket for BMiller52. And then throw up himself once when he's done.

And let me tell you, it wasn't pretty. I don't know what BMiller52 had for lunch, but....
 
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