If the Kings draft _______, I will _______

[vytzka]

If Kings draft Durant, I'll take it as a sign to stop drinking.

 

[Spike]

If the Kings draft Conley or Noah, I'll take it as a sign to start drinking.

 

[tyrant]

if the kings draft a guard i will go to sacramento and throw potatoes at arco

 

[Miles and Miles]

If the Kings draft a big man I will be happy.

If the Kings draft yet another guard then I want Petrie's head on a platter.

Note: I don't think there is any way that Yi makes it down to the number 10 pick. Just check the Rocket's (Yao and Mcgrady) jersey sales in China and you will know why.

 

[LA King Fan II]

If the Kings draft twice in the first 20 tonight, AND dump Artest, I will scrape together $200 and buy NBA league pass again.

 

[Gary]

when the Kings draft Spencer Hawes and trade for another 1st round pick and then draft Jason Smith...I will...not be suprised...typical...*sigh*

Great...then we'll have THREE unathletic, non-imposing Charmin soft 'big' men...and I use that term VERY lightly.

Jason Smith not athletic? hah!

If the Kings draft Noah, Yi, or Smith (while trading down) I will run into the streets and scream GO KINGS!

 

[Wuster]

if the kings draft yi jianlian, i'll eat ramen for a year.

If the Kings draft Yi, I'll cook KMart23's ramen for a year.

 

[Viking]

if the kings draft a guard i will go to sacramento and throw potatoes at arco

if the kings draft anyone i will do this because it sounds AWESOME

 

[Starting Five]

If the Kings draft Hawes I will eat those .99 cent hot dogs for a month.

 

[Prophetess]

If the Kings draft a combo guard, I'll...

ditto

 

[tyrant]

if the kings draft anyone i will do this because it sounds AWESOME

make sure to boil them first

 

[BMiller52]

If the Kings draft Hawes, I WILL throw up.

 

[jimbodan]

If the Kings draft Al Thornton I will punch somebody in the face

 

[BMiller52]

If the Kings draft Al Thornton I will punch somebody in the face

Hopefully Hawes.

 

[AriesMar27]

if the kings draft yi, trade bibby for jwill/filler and #20, draft crittenton with #20, then trade for a couple 2nd round picks and draft sun yue and marc gasol.... i will sit at my desk quietly and pray that petrie can some how do a 3 team trade with artest for darko on july 1st.... please.... get it done....

 

[nbrans]

If the Kings draft Hawes, I WILL throw up.

If the Kings draft Hawes I will hold the bucket for BMiller52. And then I'll throw up when he's done.

 

[chelle]

If the Kings draft Hawes I will hold the bucket for BMiller52. And then I'll throw up when he's done.

eeeewwwww, YUCK!!!

 

[BMiller52]

If the Kings draft Hawes I will hold the bucket for BMiller52. And then I'll throw up when he's done.

Thanks man.

 

[pdxKingsFan]

If the Kings draft Greg Oden I'll buy season tickets and give em out free to members of kingsfans.com

Whew! Looks like I just dodged a bullet.

 

[John Galt]

If the Kings draft anybody except Hawes or Thornton I will breathe a sigh of relief.

 

[Fresno King]

If the Kings draft Joakim Noash, I will throw a brick at the television. I hate Joakim Noah with a passion. I'd rather have Samaki Walker than Noah on the Kings...

Did Noah insult your mom or something? Man, that's a lot of hate!

 

[Bricklayer]

So by my count after drafting Hawes:

Jectsphere has to try out for the team.

Perezident has to start a thread called...."why petrie why!!??"

Circa 1985 Fan will...not be suprised.

Starting Five will eat those .99 cent hot dogs for a month.

Francisco D'Anconia will NOT breathe a sigh of relief.

BMiller52 WILL throw up. And then is going to throw himself off a cliff.

Meanwhile nbrans will hold the bucket for BMiller52. And then throw up himself once when he's done.

 

[BMiller52]

So by my count after drafting Hawes:

Jectsphere has to try out for the team.

Perezident has to start a thread called...."why petrie why!!??"

Circa 1985 Fan will...not be suprised.

Starting Five will eat those .99 cent hot dogs for a month.

Francisco D'Anconia will NOT breathe a sigh of relief.

BMiller52 WILL throw up. And then is going to throw himself off a cliff.

Meanwhile nbrans will hold the bucket for BMiller52. And then throw up himself once when he's done.

I am being 100% honest when I say I'm on the verge of throwing up and I'm sick to my stomach.

**** PETRIE, BRICKLAYER 4GM.

 

[nbrans]

So by my count after drafting Hawes:

Jectsphere has to try out for the team.

Perezident has to start a thread called...."why petrie why!!??"

Circa 1985 Fan will...not be suprised.

Starting Five will eat those .99 cent hot dogs for a month.

Francisco D'Anconia will NOT breathe a sigh of relief.

BMiller52 WILL throw up. And then is going to throw himself off a cliff.

Meanwhile nbrans will hold the bucket for BMiller52. And then throw up himself once when he's done.

And let me tell you, it wasn't pretty. I don't know what BMiller52 had for lunch, but....

 

[LA King Fan II]

Well. Ummm. Looking for reasons to still be interested.

Houston took Aaron Brooks. Artest to Houston and Brooks will be a King.

Maybe.