fourteenfemalecali
i kid i kid.
I think the NBA is not going to rig the draft for us this year, gonna be TOO FISHY if you know what I mean, so they gotta step back and be like.. "You know what, let's wait a year to give cowtown something..."
Then.. when 2014 rolls in...
ANDREW WIGGINS FALLS INTO OUR LAPS LIKE A SLEEPING BABY.
TRADE ISIAH THOMAS, HE'S TAKING WAYYY TOO MANY SHOTS AWAY FROM MAH MAIN NI**A TYREKEEVANS.
MAN, TYREKE GOT...HE GOT... A 7-FOOT WING SPAN..!!!!
Tyreke needs to seriously learn how to shoot and get braces.
You know once you get good, television don't wanna see NO GAP IN YO TEETH TYREKE.
OVER THE SUMMER BEFORE YOU BREAK OUT AND BUST OUT 20/5/5 AGAIN, YOU BETTER GET SOME INVISI-BRACES OVER THE SUMMER!
Shooot...
Maaaaan.... I swear, our team sucks... Jason Thompson is bad *** now though...
Trade Isiah Thomas... He's gangsta, but really... you're taking shots away from Tyreke man..
Tyreke needs the ball in his hands...
And we all know Isiah Thomas don't pass no ball either...
Maaan... sorry Jimmer.. love ya but... You're staying on this team BOY.
We need all the fans we can get, that even means mormons.
Chuck Hayes..? Maaan.... Just resign Darnell Jackson back, man I loved that foo.
MAN. COLE ALDRITCH, WHO IS THAT GUY.
TRADE JAMES JOHNSON, THAT GUY IS A BLACK BELT IN BJJ BUT STILL.
TRADE THAT GUY AWAY OR LET HIM WALK AWAY, TURN HIS BACK ON EVERYTHING.
WALK AWAY JAMES JOHNSON, WALK AWAY.
ISIAH THOMAS THE PIZZA GUY. TRADE HIM, I LOVE THAT GUY, HE STRAIGHT BALLER, BUT HE'S TAKIN SHOTS AWAY FROM TYREKE, AND I DON'T LIKE THAT.
John Salmons...
Yeah, John Salmons is cool.
DeMarcus Cousins..?
Man.. some girl needs to have this dude's baby so he can realize something about life and not complain about basketball and realize he needs to wake up to real life.
Then he'll be straight baller.
Marcus Thornton..?
I have two words to describe Marcus Thornton.
GANGSTA.
Tony Douglas.
Don't know who you are, you aren't even in my Mateen Cleaves collection of players.
Travis Outlaw...
DAMN HE COULD'VE BEEN GOOD FOR US, TOO BAD HE CAN'T EVEN SURPASS JOHN SALMONS FOR A STARTING SPOT.
DAMN.
LOOKIN FORWARD TO 2014, DRAFTIN ANDREW WIGGINS.
YUP.