
It's your birthday!!
Happy birthday to you!!!
You, my friend, are like a fine wine. You aren't getting older; you're getting better...
Ah, beans. Who am I kidding? You're getting old! No problem, though. Old isn't that bad. You can be as grumpy as you like and just blame it on...being old!!
Remember, the phrase for the day is: "It's my birthday. Where's my present?"
