Because of the lockout and I'm bored.
Regarding the above statment, well if you like to use him that way..go ahead. I really don't see the need for Dwight to be a clutch player as long as he can still performed efficiently in the fourth quarter, that's good enough for me.
For cluth time I would surround Dwight with Tyreke(assuming he developed similar to Rose) and Thornton. I give the ball to the smaller guys if it is clutch time and a simple two points game play for Dwight if the team has a weaker center (which is most of the teams).
Defensively outside and inside would be off the chart with Tyreke and Howard. Plus 2 more players that are more defenisve minded would make my dream team a defensive beast.
Scoring outside with Thornton (assuming he's the real deal like last season) and Tyreke (assuming he developed like Rose) with Dwight inside would be an offensive juggernaut. (Just being optimistic here

) I also can see Tyreke game would be much better as he can drive and dish it to Dwight or go for the kill. Defenders would have to worry about handling the ball to Dwight which would relax the defense on Tyreke. Either ways, the other team defender has to at least try to double whoever has the ball. So from my opinion, I would think Tyreke would improve his game with Dwight and not take away his game.
Of course combining Dwight with Cousins would be ideal but the question was (paraphrasing) "neglect everything that would prevent the trade...would you trade for Dwight with Cousins?" I guess most wouldn't but I would. I take the profit now rather than hoping for a bigger profit down the road.
As for Cousins, I see him being as talented as Paul Gasol, if he continue to developed of course, and at best slightly better (which would be huge IMO). Unless somehow he worked out like Dwight, build massive strength and become stronger defensively then that's a whole different ball game. Which I just don't see that happening. I see him working out hard enough to score a little better and play a little smarter to improve on some of his talents. So IMO he will be more like a Paul Gasol and if I have to choose Paul Gasol or Dwight..definitely Dwight.