[NBA] Comments that don't warrant a thread (OCT)

[kingsboi]

I just want to see a Zion 360 dunk in the first week of the regular season to kick things off right

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1978126331788349635

Absolutely terrible sign for a 19 year old

 

[Tetsujin]

I just want to see a Zion 360 dunk in the first week of the regular season to kick things off right

Emphatic dunk followed by a week of “Zion is back! look out!” Followed by him getting hurt and missing 30 games again.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1978148524773552202

https://twitter.com/x/status/1978174718130753812

Gotta appreciate Joe Mazz essentially being NBA Jim Harbaugh

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1978224512278675485

The thing is that the shelf life of big men goes down the taller they get so it might honestly be in everyone’s best interest for Wemby to stop growing.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

When you're super confused because you hear Noah Eagle exclaim, "Antetokounmpo... PUTS IT HOME!" in the fourth quarter of a preseason game, but then you realize he's talking about Thanasis.

 

[kingsboi]

Emphatic dunk followed by a week of “Zion is back! look out!” Followed by him getting hurt and missing 30 games again.

but not before the slim Zion pics come to light

 

[kingsboi]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1978126331788349635

Absolutely terrible sign for a 19 year old

now might be a good time to enroll in some college courses just in case