[NBA] Comments that don't warrant a thread (AUG/SEP)

[kingsboi]

a series of injuries already and training camp hasn't opened yet. makes me wonder what and how some of these players take care of their bodies in the off season

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1972712449351786606

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1972702194018480538

Amen is a phenomenal defender but that lineup is probably getting shreddedthe second the Rockets try to switch a pick and roll on defense.

 

[Tetsujin]

This week in the clippers being old and injured all the time:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1972718522364289126

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1972742238867505662

“Muscle mass”

 

[kingsboi]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1972742238867505662

“Muscle mass”

the Zion specialty diet

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1972743632634708069

lol

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1973083301024809055

CC: Pictures taken before disaster

 

[pdxKingsFan]

I doubt Buddy remembers a bad day shooting the ball in his life. That game in March in Brooklyn? Draft in the building. Game 5, the rim was bent from a monster dunk he did. On both ends. During warm ups.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1972754542996631571

Myles Turner/Jericho Sims
Giannis/ Bobby Portis/The Nepo Brother
Kuzma/Taurean Prince
Gary Trent Jr/AJ Green
KPJ/Cole Anthony

It’s hard to count any team that has Giannis on it out but I doubt Doc Rivers is going to find a way to make this work lol

(Malik Monk would actually solve a lot of their lack of perimeter creation though)

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1972777534967422984

Four elite defenders and then Canadian Buddy Hield who can dunk

 

[The_Jamal]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1972742238867505662

“Muscle mass”

Ah yes, the classic 20 pounds of muscle in 2 months completely natural. Very much possible

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1973167912455381231

“Budding star”. Man was drafted in the same season as KAT and D’Lo and is entering his 11th year in the league.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

“Budding star”. Man was drafted in the same season as KAT and D’Lo and is entering his 11th year in the league.

As a senior, no less. Powell will be playing his age-32 season this year. Not sure who's going to be bumping him up their fantasy draft boards.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1973188085983879373

AD go on the Luka diet this offseason?

 

[KainLear]

I doubt Buddy remembers a bad day shooting the ball in his life. That game in March in Brooklyn? Draft in the building. Game 5, the rim was bent from a monster dunk he did. On both ends. During warm ups.

"They say shooters need to have short-term memory... I barely remember anything!" - Buddy

 

[Tetsujin]

"They say shooters need to have short-term memory... I barely remember anything!" - Buddy

Man didn’t even remember how old he was signing up for the NBA draft

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1973477409900077468

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1973485851649982758

I guess hitting rim counts as an improvement for Vando but Jake is bricking just about everything at the start of this clip.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1973491913534910700

Gonna sound like a hater but the man took like ten steps after the spin without even thinking about dribbling