L'Optimisme
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Basketball. You guys like it? We have a team. They're called the Kings. Season starts kinda soon. Not too soon, but kinda soon. Got some good players. Neat.
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King Baller
All-Star
Training Camp opens when? First day is photo op day correct?
L'Optimisme
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Basketball.
L'Optimisme
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This has turned into a free likes thread.
bajaden
Hall of Famer
What does it mean when you look in the mirror and don't see your reflection? Am I a vampire, or am I just fading away?
What does it mean when you look in the mirror and don't see your reflection? Am I a vampire, or am I just fading away?
I think it's called macular degeneration.
L'Optimisme
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What does it mean when you look in the mirror and don't see your reflection? Am I a vampire, or am I just fading away?
I don't know but that sounds like a good song lyric.
It could also mean that it's time to clean your mirror.
Kingster
Hall of Famer
What does it mean when you look in the mirror and don't see your reflection? Am I a vampire, or am I just fading away?
Invisible man redux. Shouldn't be a problem getting a nice seat at the games without payment.
L'Optimisme
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Yes!
gutiosnake
Prospect
I'm flying in from Hawaii to watch this basketball thing of which you speak. Kings v. Nuggets. Should be a good game. GO KINGS!
L'Optimisme
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Allez le rois!
bajaden
Hall of Famer
Excellent advice!
L'Optimisme
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I totally agree. The dribbling part is very good. Have you ever seen them throw the ball from one player to another, perhaps even as that receiving player is in motion? They call this a "pass", though I am sure there is various industry jargon for this action. As a spectator, it's simply wonderful to view. Who's with me?
I like basketball, but I'm always annoyed that when a team scores a goal somebody has to go up a ladder to get the ball out of the peach basket. Is there any reason the basket has to be so high? Maybe they should just leave the basket on the floor instead.
L'Optimisme
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WARNING: This may cause significant change in thinking (aka - blow your mind).
I am aware that in some parts of the world, they have actually REMOVED the bottom of the basket so as to prevent the stoppage in play required to retrieve the soccer ball bladder from the peach basket. I see a significant increase in commercial potential of the game as a result of this innovation. I will be contacting several financiers to inquire about capitalizing on the expected dramatic increase in spectatorship this will undoubtedly result in.
Please contact my secretary if you wish to join these efforts.
I don't. I have. but...
I've yet to attend a game in the new arena. My Sac visits are getting fewer and farther between after losing my dad and my step-dad in the last 18 months. Even though I won't be there for Christmas I think this needs to be the year though.
But...but...then how do we harvest the peaches? You haven't thought this through very well.
macadocious
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KainLear
Starter
You know it. I like slam dunks, take me to the hoop, my favorite play is the alley-oop.
OptimusRhyme
Jive Turkey
Raps way over your head, like oldschool Vince Carter.
L'Optimisme
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I will have to assess the NPV of projected spectatorship with bottomless baskets using lost peach revenue as a cost. My speculation: goodbye peach pie
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King-Da-Yah
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This thread is pure gold
L'Optimisme
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This thread is pure gold just like my Kings
With Vlade at the helm and the vision he brings
Got the roster lined up and a new coach Walton
To make opponents cry sweet tears so salton
Uh
L'Optimisme
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I'm a Kingsfans rapper, in the extreme
Making basketball sense from my consciousness stream
If you can't see this genius, look in the mirror
And get to work, correct your perception error
Mm
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King-Da-Yah
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Can't wait for the season, and for it to start raining threes,
The Sacramento Kings rule this city of trees!
The Sacramento Kings rule this city of trees!
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