Bricklayer
Don't Make Me Use The Bat
For all of you who's heads are still spinning after yesterday's whirlwind of activity, I wanted to produce a little introduction to all the new faces that will be crowding the Kings sidelines for the next few months. Limited insight -- just an overview/introduction to the new short term Kings:
Calvin Booth
Pos: C
Hgt: 6'11"
Wgt: 230
Age: 32
Years Pro: 9
Contract: 1yr $1.1mil (ending)
Career Stats: 12.3min 3.3pts 2.8reb 0.4ast 0.3stl 0.9blk 0.5TO
08-09 Stats: 1game 1minute 1rebound -- yes that's $1.1 mil per minute
A career long journeyman off the deep bench, in recent years he hasn't even been that, reduced to 12th man spot duty/spare big man status. In his youth used to be able to block a shot but not much else. Nowadays is likely on his last contract, and we may well be his eighth and final team. be surprised if he ever sees the floor, or is even active these last couple of months. But with Natt you never know. If nothing else his notorious sex appeal will give something for the ladies to look at over on our bench.
Drew Gooden
Pos: PF/C
Hgt: 6'10"
Wgt: 250
Age: 27
Years Pro: 6
Contract: 1yr $7.1mil (ending)
Career Stats: 28.5min 12.1pts 8.0reb 1.2ast 0.8stl 0.6blk 1.7TO
08-09 Stats: 29.6min 13.1pts 8.6reb 1.4ast 0.8stl 0.4blk 1.9TO
The poster child for frontcourt mediocrity in the NBA -- not sucktatude, just mediocrity. We are his 5th team in 6 years, and his production has always been very consistent wherever he's gone. Right on the border between a starter and a bencher, he's 12 and 8 personified, and could pose a threat to our young bigs' minutes if he gets healthy. Rarely passes, cannot block a shot, and is prone to odd (read poor) decisionmaking, but he is a good rebounder, and should roughly replace Brad's production. In recent years has been infected by an odd and disturbing alien growth that hangs down from his chin like beard dreadlocks, which replaced an earlier single hair patch grown on the back of his bald noggin to apparently cover up one of those Neo-like brian implants from the Matrix.
Cedric Simmons
Pos: PF/C
Hgt: 6'9"
Wgt: 235
Age: 23
Years Pro: 2
Contract: 1yr $1.7mil (ending)
Career Stats: 10.0min 2.4pts 2.0reb 0.2ast 0.2stl 0.4blk 0.4TO
08-09 Stats: 5.5min 2.5pts 1.1reb 0.2ast 0.1stl 0.4blk 0.0TO
A late lottery pick by the Hornets a few years back, Simmons is largely a flop so far. He would project out as a defensive/rebounding big with limited offensive skills, but like many guys who are big in college and suddenly undersized in the pros, it just has not translated. Been strictly a 12th man/garbagetime guy in his short career and would have to really surprise in these final months to be back next year.
Ike Diogu
Pos: PF
Hgt: 6'8"
Wgt: 250
Age: 25
Years Pro: 3
Contract: 1yr $2.9mil (ending)
Career Stats: 12.3min 5.9pts 3.0reb 0.4ast 0.2stl 0.3blk 1.0TO
08-09 Stats: 3.8min 1.4pts 0.9reb 0.0ast 0.1stl 0.1blk 0.3TO
Contrary to what you may have read, we did not actually trade Shelden away, we merely shortened his forehead and gave him a new uniform. Diogu is another stubby failed late lottery big. Built like Shelden, he's short, groundbound, but powerful. More offensive minded than our last stubby groundbound guy, his calling card would be a post game where he uses his strength and long arms to get shots off. Everything else is mediocre, and he has the same problems that Shelden did with being too short to guard the power guys, and too slow to guard the quicker guys. He has had his fans over his short career, and probably has a better chance than does Simmons at impressing enough to earn a new contract.

Calvin Booth
Pos: C
Hgt: 6'11"
Wgt: 230
Age: 32
Years Pro: 9
Contract: 1yr $1.1mil (ending)
Career Stats: 12.3min 3.3pts 2.8reb 0.4ast 0.3stl 0.9blk 0.5TO
08-09 Stats: 1game 1minute 1rebound -- yes that's $1.1 mil per minute
A career long journeyman off the deep bench, in recent years he hasn't even been that, reduced to 12th man spot duty/spare big man status. In his youth used to be able to block a shot but not much else. Nowadays is likely on his last contract, and we may well be his eighth and final team. be surprised if he ever sees the floor, or is even active these last couple of months. But with Natt you never know. If nothing else his notorious sex appeal will give something for the ladies to look at over on our bench.

Drew Gooden
Pos: PF/C
Hgt: 6'10"
Wgt: 250
Age: 27
Years Pro: 6
Contract: 1yr $7.1mil (ending)
Career Stats: 28.5min 12.1pts 8.0reb 1.2ast 0.8stl 0.6blk 1.7TO
08-09 Stats: 29.6min 13.1pts 8.6reb 1.4ast 0.8stl 0.4blk 1.9TO
The poster child for frontcourt mediocrity in the NBA -- not sucktatude, just mediocrity. We are his 5th team in 6 years, and his production has always been very consistent wherever he's gone. Right on the border between a starter and a bencher, he's 12 and 8 personified, and could pose a threat to our young bigs' minutes if he gets healthy. Rarely passes, cannot block a shot, and is prone to odd (read poor) decisionmaking, but he is a good rebounder, and should roughly replace Brad's production. In recent years has been infected by an odd and disturbing alien growth that hangs down from his chin like beard dreadlocks, which replaced an earlier single hair patch grown on the back of his bald noggin to apparently cover up one of those Neo-like brian implants from the Matrix.

Cedric Simmons
Pos: PF/C
Hgt: 6'9"
Wgt: 235
Age: 23
Years Pro: 2
Contract: 1yr $1.7mil (ending)
Career Stats: 10.0min 2.4pts 2.0reb 0.2ast 0.2stl 0.4blk 0.4TO
08-09 Stats: 5.5min 2.5pts 1.1reb 0.2ast 0.1stl 0.4blk 0.0TO
A late lottery pick by the Hornets a few years back, Simmons is largely a flop so far. He would project out as a defensive/rebounding big with limited offensive skills, but like many guys who are big in college and suddenly undersized in the pros, it just has not translated. Been strictly a 12th man/garbagetime guy in his short career and would have to really surprise in these final months to be back next year.

Ike Diogu
Pos: PF
Hgt: 6'8"
Wgt: 250
Age: 25
Years Pro: 3
Contract: 1yr $2.9mil (ending)
Career Stats: 12.3min 5.9pts 3.0reb 0.4ast 0.2stl 0.3blk 1.0TO
08-09 Stats: 3.8min 1.4pts 0.9reb 0.0ast 0.1stl 0.1blk 0.3TO
Contrary to what you may have read, we did not actually trade Shelden away, we merely shortened his forehead and gave him a new uniform. Diogu is another stubby failed late lottery big. Built like Shelden, he's short, groundbound, but powerful. More offensive minded than our last stubby groundbound guy, his calling card would be a post game where he uses his strength and long arms to get shots off. Everything else is mediocre, and he has the same problems that Shelden did with being too short to guard the power guys, and too slow to guard the quicker guys. He has had his fans over his short career, and probably has a better chance than does Simmons at impressing enough to earn a new contract.
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