[Game] 73/82: Kings @ Hornets 24 MAR 2026, 4pm PT/7pm ET

[Caccia]

This would be a great time to play the deep bench...except there is no deep bench.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Summarily LaMelo jacking up 30 footers with 20 seconds on the clock is unstoppable when he’s making them and terrible game-killing stupidity when he’s not.

I mean, you can say that about Steph Curry, too. Ball's reputation is more than a little embellished.

 

[Caccia]

It helps when you sag off your man like ten feet and let them shoot threes.

It sounds like the coaching staff failed to make any defensive adjustments for this game. Also, I note that Charlotte has 46 rebounds to 28 for Sacramento, in the first three quarters.

 

[jiimbob]

Kon Knueppel is the Rookie of the Year, but he's not going to get it, for the same reason why Jason Williams didn't get it in '99.

I didn’t think Knueppel would be this good. Crazy that Duke didn’t win it all last season.

 

[hrdboild]

Summarily LaMelo jacking up 30 footers with 20 seconds on the clock is unstoppable when he’s making them and terrible game-killing stupidity when he’s not.

LaVar Ball is a proud papa right now, if he's watching this one! That's what he calls "playing the game the right way".

 

[Warhawk]

Not listed but also "Out for the Season" at this point... most of the fan base.

Yep. Haven't watched a game in forever it seems like. I caught part of the game driving home from work and I certainly am not going to spend time watching the Titanic go down yet again.

 

[Sluggah]

If we can get it under 40 by the 6 minute mark, we might have a chance…of only losing by 30.

 

[Tetsujin]

Dylan’s worst game as a King. He’s sorta been pressing ever since coming back and this is probably the worst it’s been.

 

[Sluggah]

Dylan’s worst game as a King. He’s sorta been pressing ever since coming back and this is probably the worst it’s been.

But still rebounding at a stupid clip

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

On pace to see the Kings test the “you can have more than six fouls if it means your team isn’t going to be able to field five players otherwise” rule

The unfortunate thing is that the team doesn't get to decide which fouled-out player gets to stay in.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I am suddenly super interested in knowing whether Kon Knueppel, or any of his siblings, have middle names, and what they might be?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

There's been co-Rookies of the Year more recently than that, Kyle. Not much more recently, but still...

 

[SacTownKid]

No broken records is a victory.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Not the Imperial March!

 

[hrdboild]

I am suddenly super interested in knowing whether Kon Knueppel, or any of his siblings, have middle names, and what they might be?

Kash Knueppel is a name I would have rejected as too implausible to be real had I read it in a piece of fiction, and yet somehow it is also the most plausible of Kon's four brothers. Kash and Kon got out easy compared to Kager, Kinston, and Kidman.

EDIT: Also... while we certainly can hope their middle names don't begin with a K, if they do have middle names there is a 100% chance that they also all begin with the same letter, right? And I hope it's an O.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Kash Knueppel is a name I would have rejected as too implausible to be real had I read it in a piece of fiction, and yet somehow it is also the most plausible of Kon's four brothers. Kash and Kon got out easy compared to Kager, Kinston, and Kidman.

EDIT: Also... while we certainly can hope their middle names don't begin with a K, if they do have middle names there is a 100% chance that they also all begin with the same letter, right? And I hope it's an O.

I kind of hope it's a U, so we can start looking at his dad with the side eye.

 

[hrdboild]

I kind of hope it's a U, so we can start looking at his dad with the side eye.

So many possibilities!

 

[NewArena]

Lamelo would be amazing if he were efficient. He shoots like 40% or less from the field and i just don’t get it

 

[Spike]

Folks. I looked up his middle name. Spoiler: we were only looking at half of the alphanumeric possibilities.

 

[Tetsujin]

Folks. I looked up his middle name. Spoiler: we were only looking at half of the alphanumeric possibilities.

Gotta admit, times have changed but I was not expecting his middle name to be Adolf.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Maxime Raynaud and Moussa Diabaté each had at least fourteen points in the first half, and neither player broke twenty for the game.

 

[hrdboild]

Folks. I looked up his middle name. Spoiler: we were only looking at half of the alphanumeric possibilities.

After this whole basketball thing, he could have a nice side career as a 90s Hip-Hop or R&B artist: