[Game] 64/82: Kings vs. Pelicans 05 MAR 2026, 7pm PT/10pm ET

[Tetsujin]

Kyle and Kayte trying to put over this Pels team for some reason haha

 

[Caccia]

The arena looks half full, though I cannot see the upper decks.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

They may not own their own pick this year, but if the last few possessions are any indication, we ain't out-tanking the Pelicans down the stretch.

 

[Tetsujin]

They may not own their own pick this year, but if the last few possessions are any indication, we ain't out-tanking the Pelicans down the stretch.

No injuries, no pick, just purely sucking for love of the game.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

McDermott ain't out there to drive and kick, WTF?

 

[Sluggah]

Saddiq got his own initials tattooed on him.

 

[Caccia]

DeMar and Russell with 14 of the teams 26 shots. Fortunately, they are both hitting 50% in the first quarter.

 

[Caccia]

Kings are shooting blanks from distance again tonight, even with Doug McDermott out there for once.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

From drive and kick to drive and dunk? Who does Doug McDermott think he is?

 

[Tetsujin]

At the very least Plowden’s probably got a roster slot reserved on the Kings next season.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

McDermott rebounding with his feet, that's a new low in effort

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Tragic Bronson alert!

 

[Tetsujin]

Drew Eubanks is Tank commander in Oregonian.

 

[Caccia]

This team misses Dylan Cardwell. The fans, too.

 

[Tetsujin]

don’t know what his official measurements are but Queen is small vertically. Precious looks bigger than him.

 

[Tetsujin]

The Queen/Zion frontcourt getting absolutely annihilated defensively by Max and Precious lol

 

[Caccia]

This lineup is putting up more of a fight, especially Achiuwa and Monk, playing with Raynaud, Hayes, and Westbrook.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

don’t know what his official measurements are but Queen is small vertically. Precious looks bigger than him.

From the combine:
Queen: 6'9.25" barefoot, 9'1.5" standing reach, 7'0.5" wingspan
Achiuwa: 6'7.5" barefoot, 9'0.5" standing reach, 7'0.75" wingspan

 

[Spike]

Are we leading against a team actively trying to win?

Bonkers.

 

[Tetsujin]

Zion’s explosiveness only applying to his offense and not on defense where he remains a traffic cone

 

[Tetsujin]

From the combine:
Queen: 6'9.25" barefoot, 9'1.5" standing reach, 7'0.5" wingspan
Achiuwa: 6'7.5" barefoot, 9'0.5" standing reach, 7'0.75" wingspan

Maybe it’s just because Queen just sorta has a natural hunch.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Maybe it’s just because Queen just sorta has a natural hunch.

Yeah, his posture on court isn't great

 

[Capt. Factorial]

I'm not sure if I've ever seen a player swing the pendulum between "this kid is freaking awesome!" and "has this kid ever played basketball before?" more frequently than Nique Clifford.

 

[Caccia]

Zion’s explosiveness only applying to his offense and not on defense where he remains a traffic cone.

I see what you mean. Precious is bulling his way to the rim tonight, and also passing the ball, rebounding, and playing tight defense.

 

[Caccia]

The Pelicans are screening out Raynaud on the drives, and no one is picking up the slack. Big Easy.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Nothing like giving up a 15-0 run in under 3 minutes

 

[Sluggah]

Well. The popcorn looks good at least.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Nice pass by Hayes

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Precious got away with the travel there

 

[Sluggah]

Precious got away with the travel there

More than that me thinks