[Game] 34/82: Kings vs. Celtics 01 JAN 2026, 7pm PT/10pm ET

[ShastaKingsFan]

Kevin Cutler with some deep advice for Max

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Rookie mistake by Raynaud, he had DeRozan butt-naked open.

He was averting his eyes, common courtesy when a guy's butt-naked

 

[HndsmCelt]

Damn, what’s precious gotta do to get a call?

 

[Spike]

What kind of name is Baylor Scheierman?

I think he was in a band with Hamilton Leithauser.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

I think he was in a band with Hamilton Leithauser.

They were all in Rod Torfulson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuk

 

[HndsmCelt]

I think he was in a band with Hamilton Leithauser.

I think I saw them open for Autobahn at Kraut-fest

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

They were all in Rod Torfulson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuk

That sounds like something from @whitechocolate's Desert Island album collection.

 

[Spike]

I think I saw them open for Autobahn at Kraut-fest

Was that the one that featured Englebert Humperdinck?

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Kings shooting 57% from three

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Two days? It's looking like a completely different team from two minutes ago!

 

[Caccia]

Tough rebound by Murray.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

As soon as Keegan put his what on the ball?

 

[Sluggah]

Yo that ref is huge

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Why did Queta look like he was about to wind up for the tatsumaki senpukyaku?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Keegan Murray has more successful lob passes than layups in this game.

 

[Caccia]

Keon Ellis needs to spend a couple of hours watching Magic Johnson and the Showtime Lakers run the fast break. They were unstoppable.

 

[Krunker]

Keons gotta work on finishing fast breaks

 

[Jdbraver137]

Keegan Murray has more successful lob passes than layups in this game.

Keon needed to throw a bounce pass there

 

[iowamcnabb]

Pretty entertaining

 

[Caccia]

Jaylen Brown viciously whacked Murray with his hip when trying to "box out" at the free throw line. Anyplace else, that was a foul. I rarely see that kind of play on free throws.

 

[Sluggah]

Lot of ball

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Keon Ellis needs to spend a couple of hours watching Magic Johnson and the Showtime Lakers run the fast break. They were unstoppable.

I imagine that "play like Magic" has to rate pretty high on the "this sounds like good advice, but is not actually that helpful" scale.

 

[Jdbraver137]

Christie has no offensive system

 

[ShastaKingsFan]

Christie has no offensive system

What was Mike Brown's system?.....


more spray 3's

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I don't know why there are so many Celtics fans at the Eagle, but Sacramento ought to be ashamed of themselves.

 

[Spike]

Christie has no offensive system

Imagine thinking a system exists with this setup.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

 

[Jdbraver137]

Christie need to watch Hoosiers. How many times are we going to pass before we shoot? How many? Four!

 

[Capt. Factorial]

I don't know why there are so many Celtics fans at the Eagle, but Sacramento ought to be ashamed of themselves.

Last time I went to a Kings/Celtics game was at ARCO in the waning days of the Maloof regime, when we thought the Kings were goners. The place was full of Celtics fans, and some of them were taunting Kings fans about the team leaving. Worst fans in America. 10/10 will not forgive.

 

[Joshyjosh31]

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