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Warhawk

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Fire scares them, according to Ripley. Which is convenient, since it's the only thing they've got available.



Well... that and the tons of molten lead that's just laying around.
Gorman: Apone! Look... we can't have any firing in there. I, uh... I want you to collect magazines from everybody.
Hudson: Is he f*****' crazy?
Frost: What the hell are we supposed to use man? Harsh language?
 

Mr. S£im Citrus

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Okay, look: you can marinate shrimp, or you can bread shrimp. You can even marinate and then bread shrimp... but don't think you can bread shrimp, and then marinate it! That's nasty...
 

Mr. S£im Citrus

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I've never had occasion to think about it; I don't usually order shrimp from a Chinese restaurant. I don't eat anywhere else that shrimp would be marinated.
 
Just got back from the UK. We drove around in a little Puegeot. At the exchange rate we spent approximately $100 to $120 everytime we had to fill up. :eek: Almost everybody there drives a very small car.
 

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Woman Shoots Herself While Trying to Kill Mice

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,378142,00.html

POTTER VALLEY, Calif. — A Mendocino County woman who was trying to kill mice in her trailer with a gun ended up shooting herself and another person.
The 43-year-old woman pulled out her .44-caliber Magnum revolver after she saw the mice scurrying across the floor of her trailer on Highway 20 in Potter Valley, sheriff's officials said.
But she accidentally dropped the gun, which went off as it struck the floor. The bullet went through the woman's kneecap, bounced off the keys sitting on the belt loop of a 42-year-old man in the trailer and grazed the man's groin before ending up in his coin pocket.
Authorities did not release the shooting victims' names.
The mice escaped the shooting unharmed.
 
Random musings for today:

kid's dad and grandma are in the center of the fires around concow/yankee hill. they're ok so far. :)
my great aunt lives near the east side of paradise and isn't anwering her phone, so hopefully she's evacuated.:(

I've had two different dentists try to do a root canal on my tooth. the specialist that my dentist referred me to, put a softener inside and I get to go back on August 1st. :eek:
 
Nonsensical E-mail from my past...

"As far as pens and pads of paper, is something we are doing for these things like Nick's in April past? That would be great!"

A real e-mail that I got from a very tired Canadian man asking about his region's upcoming user conference. :)
 
I don't know what's stanger: that the following song has been randomly running through my head all morning, or that I was able to find it on youtube.

[yt=Nagasaki]vGDujtewn74[/yt]
 
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the
good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the
difference.
Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
5. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
6. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
7. If all is not lost, where is it?
8. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
9. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
10. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...
12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
14. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
15. It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.
16. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the
bathroom.
17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
18. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play
chess?
19. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
20. It's not hard to meet expenses... They're everywhere.
21. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
22. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter.. I go
somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT!
24. Funny, I don't remember...being absent minded...
 
sytycd---ll cool j?
Haven't a clue as to whether anyone other than I, and apparently you, watch this show, but... thought I'd take a minute to disclose that I won't be able to watch it anymore until I get home and check the DVR. So any comments about either tomorrow's results show or next week's finale that aren't clearly marked and wrapped in spoiler tags would be really mean.

Really, really mean.

That is all.
 

VF21

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Haven't a clue as to whether anyone other than I, and apparently you, watch this show, but... thought I'd take a minute to disclose that I won't be able to watch it anymore until I get home and check the DVR. So any comments about either tomorrow's results show or next week's finale that aren't clearly marked and wrapped in spoiler tags would be really mean.

Really, really mean.

That is all.
Okay, I have to ask. What the heck are you talking about?????

:confused:
 

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Morgan Freeman hurt in car crash

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7541667.stm


Oscar-winning actor Morgan Freeman is in hospital after being injured in a car accident near his Mississippi home.

The 71-year-old Dark Knight star is in a serious condition, according to staff at Memphis's Regional Medical Center.

The accident happened shortly before midnight on Sunday outside Charleston in the Mississippi Delta.

A Mississippi Highway Patrol spokesman told the BBC that Mr Freeman's car left the road and "began to flip several times" before landing in a ditch.

"There's no indication that either alcohol or drugs were involved," he added.

Mr Freeman was conscious and talking at the scene, he said, but the extent of his injuries was unclear.

There were "no other vehicles or pedestrians involved", he said. An investigation into the accident is currently under way.


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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7541667.stm


Oscar-winning actor Morgan Freeman is in hospital after being injured in a car accident near his Mississippi home.

The 71-year-old Dark Knight star is in a serious condition, according to staff at Memphis's Regional Medical Center.

The accident happened shortly before midnight on Sunday outside Charleston in the Mississippi Delta.

A Mississippi Highway Patrol spokesman told the BBC that Mr Freeman's car left the road and "began to flip several times" before landing in a ditch.

"There's no indication that either alcohol or drugs were involved," he added.

Mr Freeman was conscious and talking at the scene, he said, but the extent of his injuries was unclear.

There were "no other vehicles or pedestrians involved", he said. An investigation into the accident is currently under way.


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I was just reading this and he's one of my favorite actors. Hopefully, he will be ok.