too bad he only had "dialup" connection
They could make that a good RoadRunner (or whatever Cable Modem Service is supplied in SacTo) I'll write the script
Ron: Man we SUCK... Why do I have to guard Shaq?
Mike: Yeah, and why we seem to run the same play everytime? In fact they aren't even plays, they are just ISO's...
Kevin:Man we suck...
Musselman:Who are you?
Kevin:Uh... I'm Kevin Martin, I'm your best scorer...
Musselman:Hmm... Really? I woulda never thought... Well welcome to the team!
Musselman: Come on... Come on... Download damnit...
Brad Miller opens up Musselman playbook: Hey what in tarnations is this! :spits tobacco: This is a coloring book!
:Team surrounds Musselman:
"Need faster service? FORGET Dial-up. For just $29.99 you can get RoadRunner which is up to 300 times faster"