5 of Some of My Favorite One-Liners ....
1 - Don't insult the alligator till you cross the river ...
2 - If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help
3 - Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!
4 - War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
5 - Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell
him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.