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6th said:
That is an ugly cat......or rather......a mad cat.
The funny thing is, I think the pic is a fake. Notice how the cat is dry yet half-way submerged in water. Even if a cat did like water enough to swim, what are the odds it enjoys the swimsuit with the cap and would pose when it first stepped into the water?
 
you know what hurts?

putting on a contact lens with an eye lash stuck in it and going on all day with that eyelash throbing in your eye.
 
Tarzan wasn’t a ladies’ man
He’d just come along and scoop ’em up under his arm
Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle
But clark kent, now there was a real gent
He would not be caught sittin’ around in no
Junglescape, dumb as an ape doing nothing

Superman never made any money
For saving the world from solomon grundy
And sometimes I despair the world will never see
Another man like him

Hey bob, supe had a straight job
Even though he could have smashed through any bank
In the united states, he had the strength, but he would not
Folks said his family were all dead
Their planet crumbled but superman, he forced himself
To carry on, forget krypton, and keep going

Superman never made any money
For saving the world from solomon grundy
And sometimes I despair the world will never see
Another man like him

Tarzan was king of the jungle and lord over all the apes
But he could hardly string together four words: I tarzan, you jane.

Sometimes when supe was stopping crimes
I’ll bet that he was tempted to just quit and turn his back
On man, join tarzan in the forest
But he stayed in the city, and kept on changing clothes
In dirty old phonebooths till his work was through
And nothing to do but go on home

Superman never made any money
For saving the world from solomon grundy
And sometimes I despair the world will never see
Another man like him--Crash Test Dummies
 
Five for Fighting





I can't stand to fly
I'm not that naive
I'm just out to find
The better part of me


I'm more than a bird
I'm more than a plane
More than some pretty face
beside a train

It's not easy to be me


Wish that I could cry
Fall upon my knees
Find a way to lie
About a home I'll never see


It may sound absurd
but don't be naive-
Even Heroes have the right to bleed
I may be disturbed
but won't you concede?
Even Heroes have the right to dream

It's not easy to be me


Up, up and away: away from me
It's all right
You can all sleep sound tonight
I'm not crazy or anything


I can't stand to fly
I'm not that naive
Men weren't meant to ride
With clouds between their knees


I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
Digging for kryptonite on this one way street
Only a man in a funny red sheet
Looking for special things inside of me

It's not easy to be me.
 
After living on-campus, in the redwoods, I've decided that "pine-freshness" is totally overrated. Pine is an irritating smell, used to repel insects from the tree's bark. Having it everywhere makes it much more difficult than it needs to be to go out jogging.

Mountain air would be much more desirable. If somebody finds a detergent that claims to smell "Mountain Fresh" I would be interested in hearing about it.
 
aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic
probably the longest and most obscure word in the English language and if it's spelled wrong call Oxford Uni...

P.S. I have NO idea what it means! ;)
 
Prophetess said:
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious.


Thus, those are the two longest words I know how to spell and I think one of them is incorrect.
Yeah, it's this one..but it's still an admirable try!

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Only one letter wrong, gold stars for you!! Or should it be more penguins for CDiddy?

 
kingskings! said:
Yeah, it's this one..but it's still an admirable try!

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Only one letter wrong, gold stars for you!! Or should it be more penguins for CDiddy?

You really can never have too many penguins you know.
 
Oh yeah!

Just for the record, I couldn't watch Tracy McGrady during that game last night (this morning....yesterday morning....what-bleepin'-ever!) without thinking of The Freak's former avatar.

Very distracting.
 
GoGoGadget said:
Perhaps I ought to wear the devil costume this year.
Not mine! You'll have to find your own!!!

The only one I can find online that's not cheesy or overtly slutty is this one...:D Too bad though...there's a really fine line and it's been crossed by every online costume site I could find!