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Ughhhhhhhhhh. I've come ot the conclusion my house is an electronic/mechanical graveyard
I go through at least 1 or 2 vcr's a year, I've lost count of how many vacuum cleaners, 3 lawn mowers in 3 years, 2 dvd/vcr combos (I think it's the VCR jinx) and a couple of c-o-m-p-u-t-e-r-s (ssh I don't want this 1 to hear me and be jinxed). What am I doing wrong, why don't mechanical things like me?
I go through at least 1 or 2 vcr's a year, I've lost count of how many vacuum cleaners, 3 lawn mowers in 3 years, 2 dvd/vcr combos (I think it's the VCR jinx) and a couple of c-o-m-p-u-t-e-r-s (ssh I don't want this 1 to hear me and be jinxed). What am I doing wrong, why don't mechanical things like me?
I "borrowed" this from the heart disease board I belonged to.
3 guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there.
St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. Your answer will depend on what kind of car you get. You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big!"
The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first guy, "How long were you married?"
The first guy says, "24 years."
"Did you ever cheat on your wife?" Peter asked.
The guy said, "Yeah, 7 times...but you said I was forgiven."
Peter said, "yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto to drive."
The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter.
The second guy said, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out good."
Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that, here's a Lincoln."
The 3rd guy walked up and said, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!"
Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Jaguar for you!"
A little while later, the 2 guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk so they went to see what was the matter.
When they asked the guy with the Jaguar what was wrong, he said, "I've just seen my wife, she was on a skateboard!"
3 guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there.
St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. Your answer will depend on what kind of car you get. You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big!"
The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first guy, "How long were you married?"
The first guy says, "24 years."
"Did you ever cheat on your wife?" Peter asked.
The guy said, "Yeah, 7 times...but you said I was forgiven."
Peter said, "yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto to drive."
The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter.
The second guy said, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out good."
Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that, here's a Lincoln."
The 3rd guy walked up and said, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!"
Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Jaguar for you!"
A little while later, the 2 guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk so they went to see what was the matter.
When they asked the guy with the Jaguar what was wrong, he said, "I've just seen my wife, she was on a skateboard!"
stupid kids running into the middle divider and stoping when they see me but start to run again after throwing kicking a stick/bottle(?) into the opposite traffic. Meanwhile one starts to run so he won't get into trouble, having no regard for all these cars that happen to be driving by. I swerve. I was half a second away from having a kid on my bumper. I'm angry because in that half second there was notthing I could have done to avoid hitting the kid, a telephonepole, or cause a pile up.
three men were on a boat, and they crashed on a remote isle inhabited with wierdo island people. the three men were german, american, and mexican. when they were caught, the chief of the island people told them all that he was going to whip them 40 times, but he'd allow them each one thing to put on their back.
They went in alphabetical order so the german, Hans, was first. He chose to put oil on his back. 40 lashes later, he was sent away with a back covered in bloody, oily welts.
The mexican, Jose, went next, and he chose nothing. 40 lashes 9without a flinch) later, he walked away with a bloody back.
The american, Zachary, was last. He took a long time to choose what would go on his back. After about ten minutes he looked at the chief and said "I'll take the mexican."
They went in alphabetical order so the german, Hans, was first. He chose to put oil on his back. 40 lashes later, he was sent away with a back covered in bloody, oily welts.
The mexican, Jose, went next, and he chose nothing. 40 lashes 9without a flinch) later, he walked away with a bloody back.
The american, Zachary, was last. He took a long time to choose what would go on his back. After about ten minutes he looked at the chief and said "I'll take the mexican."
i found this trailer for spiderman 3 on another site. it looks good
http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/1742/Spiderman_3_Teaser_Trailer
http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/1742/Spiderman_3_Teaser_Trailer
I found this on Youtube. Its entitled: Sacratomato. Its a guy going around Sacramento shooting footage as if he was a tourist. its in slight fast forward Looks like just midtown and Old Sac mostly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMScvhcpxhs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMScvhcpxhs
i felt dumb for getting so happy today. i was on my way home from work and down the street from my house i saw 2 middle school aged boys walking with kings jerseys on. one had a bibby jersey and the other a miller jersey and i thought it was very wierd. suppose i am not used to seeing many kings fans around here, especially 2 at a time. i had to grinn.
