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slugking50 said:
So how much you shelling out for gas? $150 to fill up?
Here's some interesting news for ya ... this Hummer-3 is a 5-cylinder vehicle.
Gets 20 mpg ... not bad.
I got rid of my Yukon (14/17 mpg) .... but, I still need a vehicle to tow my Air Nautique around ... and I wanted something with better mileage.
For commuting I picked-up a '99 Mitusbishi Eclipse - thing gets 34+ mpg. No way was I going to drive that Hummer-3 every freakin' day.
A cabbie picks up a nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the
very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he
is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want
to offend you"
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfils the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married
and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party."
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
She gets into the cab, and notices that the
very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he
is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want
to offend you"
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfils the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married
and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party."
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
The best costume I saw yesterday during our Downtown Halloween Stroll wasn't worn by a child. It wasn't even worn by an adult. The costume of the day was worn by a daschund (sp) wearing a hot dog costume, complete with a line of mustard down it's back. Honorable mention goes to the chihuahua dressed as a cow, with tiny pink udders hanging from it's belly. I wish I'd had a camera handy.
Sure....if you want to dig it out of my trash!!!!! First experience went down in flames. My sister-in-law's mom said she makes them every year for xmas so she'll give me her recipe. I guess Food Network's recipe from Sara wasn't worth a tinker's dam. Might be because I used Splenda instead of sugar!
I'm not one to give up so I'll be trying again......Stay tuned.
First experience went down in flames. My sister-in-law's mom said she makes them every year for xmas so she'll give me her recipe. I guess Food Network's recipe from Sara wasn't worth a tinker's dam. Might be because I used Splenda instead of sugar! I'm not one to give up so I'll be trying again......Stay tuned.
Bibbylicious said:
Sure....if you want to dig it out of my trash!!!!! First experience went down in flames. My sister-in-law's mom said she makes them every year for xmas so she'll give me her recipe. I guess Food Network's recipe from Sara wasn't worth a tinker's dam. Might be because I used Splenda instead of sugar!
I'm not one to give up so I'll be trying again......Stay tuned.
First experience went down in flames. My sister-in-law's mom said she makes them every year for xmas so she'll give me her recipe. I guess Food Network's recipe from Sara wasn't worth a tinker's dam. Might be because I used Splenda instead of sugar! I'm not one to give up so I'll be trying again......Stay tuned.
I'ver never made them from scratch ... but, I do know that Orville Redenbacher has ones you can make .... popcorn and caramel included (if desperate) !!!
Well, if you do decide that you must see it....http://www.nba.com/spurs/ scroll down to the video of the ring ceremony on the front page. My apologies if that lovely moment isn't on there, I can't view it from where I am.