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From the "You just can't make this **** up" department:
hayden panettiereVerified account@haydenpanettier
What the heck r they spraying over us?! It's been happening for years but only this extreme for the past few months
hayden panettiereVerified account@haydenpanettier
What the heck r they spraying over us?! It's been happening for years but only this extreme for the past few months
Apparently, this also works when someone likes a post that you make in response to theirs, in situations where a like clearly indicates that they did not realize that you were expressing contempt for their post.
Enjoying a couple of microwave pork patty sandwiches (embellished with pickles and onions) and fries for supper. Let me just say, microwavable sandwiches have come a long way from the days of MicroMagic.
As someone who bicycle commutes 80+ percent of the time (in a city with quite adequate bicycle infrastructure, so no need to ever lock my bike to a pole) I can certainly sympathize with someone whose bike was stolen or removed by the authorities. However, given the specific request for a new lock, I would definitely smile to see the bicycle returned and locked to the pole, as requested. The original owner didn't ask for the KEY to the new lock...
https://twitter.com/ChrisBlundell/status/869134851563290624
Chris Blundell@ChrisBlundell
Me: I'm gonna have a productive day today
Also me: OMFG Cookie Monster has a British cousin called Biscuit Monster!
So, because my mom is superstitious, and believes in curses and ****, she's spent the better part of a quarter century terrifying me and my sister. Her great-grandmother was only sixty-one when she died, her grandmother died at sixty-two, and her mother died at sixty-three, so she's legitimately spent the last twenty-five years utterly convinced that she was going to die at sixty-four.
Well, today, we celebrated my mom's sixty-fifth birthday. So, suck on that, curse!
Well, today, we celebrated my mom's sixty-fifth birthday. So, suck on that, curse!
She doesn't have the strongest voice, but heartbroken Mary J. Blige is Top 5 all time. Nobody communicates her pain quite like Mary.
Bah! I don't tweet but, if I did, I'd be making a tweet that looked like this, right about now:
TFW you find out @espnw #trifecta is off the air until February because of football, and you don't like football:
NASAVerified account@NASA 4m4 minutes ago
There's a chance to see a supermoon tonight! It's one of three upcoming supermoons taking the celestial stage. Get the details here: http://go.nasa.gov/2BDM32G
There's a chance to see a supermoon tonight! It's one of three upcoming supermoons taking the celestial stage. Get the details here: http://go.nasa.gov/2BDM32G
Sorry, VF21 - I'm not so excited about it. 
Twitter posts copied and pasted in order, from yesterday (12/3/2017):
Neil deGrasse Tyson
@neiltyson
FYI: The very concept of a Super Moon is an embarrassment to everything else we call super: Supernova, Supercollider, Superman, Super Mario Bros.
If last month’s Full Moon were a 16.0 inch pizza, then this month’s “Super” Moon would be 16.1 inches. I’m just saying.
if a 16.1 inch pizza is “super" to you, compared with a 16.0 inch pizza, then we have an issue of vocabulary..
Want another? This month's “Super Moon” is 1% brighter than last month’s non-Super Moon.
And another? For the Super Moon to look big in a picture requires a substantial telephoto lens. Try one with just your smart phone and post it.
Last one… The Super Moon will fit easily in the field of view through a simple drinking straw. Try it.
Twitter posts copied and pasted in order, from yesterday (12/3/2017):Neil deGrasse Tyson
@neiltyson
FYI: The very concept of a Super Moon is an embarrassment to everything else we call super: Supernova, Supercollider, Superman, Super Mario Bros.
If last month’s Full Moon were a 16.0 inch pizza, then this month’s “Super” Moon would be 16.1 inches. I’m just saying.
if a 16.1 inch pizza is “super" to you, compared with a 16.0 inch pizza, then we have an issue of vocabulary..
Want another? This month's “Super Moon” is 1% brighter than last month’s non-Super Moon.
And another? For the Super Moon to look big in a picture requires a substantial telephoto lens. Try one with just your smart phone and post it.
Last one… The Super Moon will fit easily in the field of view through a simple drinking straw. Try it.
