The Wrestling Thread~

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

TIL the little girl who used to do the President Ramu gimmick in Japan is apparently still wrestling; she's gotta be close to thirty by now.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1963992376470335783

John Cena has the chance to be a national hero (at least in my heart) if what I think might happen happens. Just five moves of doom his ass and let him go meet the Hulkster.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1964046090573140365

The ultimate swerve would be Danhausen coming in for the save instead of AJ Lee.

 

[SLAB]

AJ was great in her time, and I’m a sucker for a long-time out return. Cannot wait!

Bet she hangs with Becky far better than Nikki Bella did.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1964094904201564315

 

[Tetsujin]

Why not just have Vic and Booker T call Smackdown instead of having Michael Cole work both shows while Tess is doing ESPN stuff?

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler: Smackdown

**** this guy.

Why the hell does John have to waste the end of his career on this POS?

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler

https://twitter.com/x/status/1964127652760956934

This Spear is lowkey better than every single one Roman has done since Cody took his belts

 

[SLAB]

They are REALLY front loading the commercials. This AJ Lee segment gonna be long.

 

[Tetsujin]

They are REALLY front loading the commercials. This AJ Lee segment gonna be long.

I don’t mind when they’re just putting ads in the pointless Priest/Black feud segment but so much of the Cena/Sami match wasn’t seen by Americans because it happened during the commercials lol

 

[Tetsujin]

Tiffany Stratton probably could’ve used another year in NXT. Too late now but this title run has not been it.

 

[Tetsujin]

Coby White looks confused to be there lol

 

[Tetsujin]

This is the first time Giulia has wrestled since before Summerslam

 

[Tetsujin]

These Chicagoans hate everyone except Cena, Punk, and AJ Lee lol

 

[Tetsujin]

I have never seen the man look so happy.

 

[Tetsujin]

You know this is a big deal because Becky is actually selling for her.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1964148191131005276

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1964154883830956065

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1964160578932658545

 

[SLAB]

Becky drops to AJ, AJ drops to Roxanne.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1964164445560586622

Not sure how long AJ’s back for (don’t know if she’s doing a Trish Stratus “three RAWs and a PLE before I dip” thing or actually coming back full time) but she’s gotta at least stay long enough to do something with Trinity.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1964170371856494818

Screw Seth/Becky, give me a Dom/Roxanne vs Punk/AJ main event at Survivor Series.

 

[SLAB]

Seth’s 100% going to hit AJ Lee with an End Of Days at some point during this.

Make it full circle from that Baron Corbin feud. He was so shocked it happened, now he’s the raging guy who does it. And bonus point because it might actually get people to boo him.

 

[SLAB]

Chatter online says Multi-year / full-time deal.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1964167008305533436

Still can’t comprehend the choices being Punk, Danielson, old ass Kane for some reason, and an orgy apparently.

 

[pdxKingsFan]

Spoiler: Nxt

They really made a four minute long video to explain why the hell Dark State exists as a faction and it still did nothing to convince me why they need to be a thing.

At least they didn't make Cutler say something unambiguously gay?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Still can’t comprehend the choices being Punk, Danielson, old ass Kane for some reason, and an orgy apparently.

Wasn't there a storyline where AJ was playing Bryan and Kane at the same time?

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1964377623922168055

Chick Magnet Punk becoming Chief Wife Guy Punk is probably not a character evolution you’d have seen coming during his RoH run/the start of his time in WWE all the way up until he left.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1964440022196854980

Bryan tiptoeing around the real reason Dwayne has a huge head with the deft grace of a ballerina.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1965083478489477236