The Wrestling Thread~

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1953992511103382000

I know I’m a hater but this would’ve gone so much harder if Charlotte were like 50% less awkward in the ring.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1953890504699232373

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1954689499101069809

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Just getting around to Smackdown...

Wait, Dexter Lumis speaks now?

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1955362595868905535

 

[Tetsujin]

Just getting around to Smackdown...

Wait, Dexter Lumis speaks now?

He’s been talking since the Wyatt Sicks came to Smackdown. For some reason absolutely no one has freaking acknowledged it despite him being Gargano’s old tag partner for a couple of years and a part of the Way before that.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

He’s been talking since the Wyatt Sicks came to Smackdown. For some reason absolutely no one has freaking acknowledged it despite him being Gargano’s old tag partner for a couple of years and a part of the Way before that.

I normally skip through promos, and Wyatt Sicks promos in particular, so this was the first I'd noticed.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1955392724640862385

The usual joyless weirdos are attacking this online but I would much rather have Joe Hendry doing this every week than have to watch another ten minutes of whatever the hell is going on with the D’Angelo family.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1955431249385795675

Vince looking like he may have somehow lapped Ric Flair in the “next on the chopping block” Olympics.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Just watched NXT from last night: is Darkstate ever going to win a match that doesn't involve interference from someone feuding with one of their opponents and/or one of their opponents betraying the others?

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1955429753793757511

the thing about facelifts is that things go really sour if you don’t keep up with the maintenance and follow up ops. That said, the man’s exterior is withering to fully match his interior.

 

[Tetsujin]

Just watched NXT from last night: is Darkstate ever going to win a match that doesn't involve interference from someone feuding with one of their opponents and/or one of their opponents betraying the others?

I really don’t understand what their point is as a faction. “We’re competing for the tag titles but you don’t know which of us is going to wrestle!”

“We’re here to overturn the NXT hierarchy but also we only wrestle in officially sanctioned matches as scheduled by the GM”

All four of the dudes all have the same presentation with no way of differentiating themselves from each other aside from the one white guy who keeps saying homoerotic things in his promos for some reason.

I give it another month or so before they go the way of Schism

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I really don’t understand what their point is as a faction. “We’re competing for the tag titles but you don’t know which of us is going to wrestle!”

It's like Shawn woke up one morning and asked, "What if the Freebirds had no charisma, and weren't over?"

 

[Tetsujin]

Miz has done more media than wrestling since getting eliminated by Joe Hendry at the Royal Rumble. (Not his fault that he’s elite on the mic)

Also feel like everyone is legitimately pissed off at Rollins for the fake injury thing.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1956542710439100624

AJ ignoring Ospreay using the Styles Clash in pretty much every single one of his matches for years only to acknowledge Slater randomly using it once in a TNA match is honestly so petty that I can dig it lol

Man is a true TNA/Fed lifer

 

[Tetsujin]

Hats off to the deranged lunatic who thought putting Konnan and JBL in the same commentary booth with Corey Graves was a good idea.

 

[Tetsujin]

Forgot how much I enjoyed JBL on commentary.

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler: Triplemania

Omos winning titles in every promo aside from the one he’s actually signed to and hasn’t actually appeared in since MVP got fired is peak HHH booking.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1956892721941000438

 

[Tetsujin]

Goes without saying but Ludwig Kaiser somehow getting the Grande Americano gimmick over in Mexico just proves that Gable should’ve never done the gimmick in the first place.

 

[Tetsujin]

Damn they booing Vikingo like he’s Hulk Hogan on the first RAW on Netflix

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1957546796508442683

Man saw WWE push the hell out of Joe Hendry, Psycho Clown, and Mr. Iguana and wanted to find his way out of AEW as fast as humanly possible lmao

(Also helps that he is friends with CM Punk)

 

[pdxKingsFan]

Like they aren't going to use him so why?

I enjoyed Triplemania. Comedy wrestling only goes so far for me but I guess luchas do it way better.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1957596107069947959

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1958289896591782295

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1959382133807403262

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Spoiler: NXT Heatwave

Not gonna be able to do it!

I didn't believe in Dana Brooke, and I don't believe in Ash By Elegance.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Blake Monroe is going to go over in this match, and I'm going to be mad.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Blake Monroe is going to go over in this match, and I'm going to be mad.

Spoiler

I hate it when I'm right.

 

[Tetsujin]

Blake Monroe is going to go over in this match, and I'm going to be mad.

Spoiler

Hopefully this just lets them call Jordynne up to the main roster.

 

[Tetsujin]

“No matter how hard you cheer for Canada, we are not giving you citizenship!” Is a goofy heel line that doesn’t really feel as goofy in 2025