The Wrestling Thread~

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

So, since Jey Uso essentially ended up becoming the Rick Rude to Gunther's Ultimate Warrior, should Bron become Jey's Rude?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Is McAfee doing Steiner Math™?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I need Bron to win Money in the Bank this year: that cash-in would hit like crack in the 80s.

 

[Tetsujin]

I need Bron to win Money in the Bank this year: that cash-in would hit like crack in the 80s.

Or they can just have him take the belt off Jey tomorrow on RAW

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Or they can just have him take the belt off Jey tomorrow on RAW

Go to hell!

 

[Tetsujin]

🔥First Japanese Victory in 27 Years.congratulations!!! https://t.co/OolrUdK7xV

— Shinsuke Nakamura (@ShinsukeN) April 20, 2025

(would’ve been 7 years if they didn’t screw Shinsuke)

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

A Randy Orton match? Time to go see what Heat/Cavs is hittin' on...

 

[Tetsujin]

YOU’VE GOTTA BE crapTING ME

 

[Tetsujin]

So like does Randy get the TNA title now?

 

[Tetsujin]

Why they treating Hendry like make a wish kid?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

YOU’VE GOTTA BE crapTING ME

WWE: We want Joe Hendry to job to the Miz at Mania.
TNA: Like hell!
WWE: How about Randy Orton?
TNA: Keep talking...

 

[Tetsujin]

Nice of Paul to schedule a twenty minute pee break in this otherwise (thus far) strong night of wrestling. (No disrespect to AJ Styles)

 

[Tetsujin]

Couldn’t my gear on fast enough #WrestleMania

— Carmelo Hayes (@Carmelo_WWE) April 21, 2025

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Night 2 crowd >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Night 1 crowd.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Carmelo Hayes on Twitter: "Couldn’t my gear on fast enough #WrestleMania" / Twitter

https://twitter.com/Carmelo_WWE/status/1914121780987674639
I mean, that is funny but, seriously, there's gotta be at least a dozen dudes in the locker room like, "Yo, what the ****? I would have done a five minute job to Orton!"

 

[Tetsujin]

Politicking her friend out of a mania match just to get less pop than Joe Hendry

 

[Tetsujin]

I guess he ain’t coming out to save Cody tonight then

 

[Tetsujin]

POV: you’re a corpse in a Japanese forest pic.twitter.com/17FB0OMqbL

— “Tom”. (@NotThatTomGreen) April 21, 2025

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

We were expecting RUSEV and got his lawyer 😭 #WrestleMania pic.twitter.com/pys9a5DTIE

— Maverick 💰 (@OneTrueMav) April 21, 2025

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

POV: you’re a corpse in a Japanese forest pic.twitter.com/17FB0OMqbL

— “Tom”. (@NotThatTomGreen) April 21, 2025

DEEP CUT™ man strikes again.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I'm all-in on Barrett being the Ventura to Cena's Hogan.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

So, depending on how you define such things, wrestlers with special entrances either went 0-for-5 or 1-for-6 at Mania this weekend.

 

[Tetsujin]

Travis Scott ruined that match. Also Cena isn’t in wrestling shape and that kinda forced the match into the weird (and really short) form it was.
At least the Flairs took a big fat L this entire weekend.

 

[Tetsujin]

If both days traded main events, you have one of the best days of Wrestlemania on your hands and quite possibly the worst four hour slog of slop you’d ever seen.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

If my memory is accurate, there have been six champions in the WrestleMania era to win a championship at a WrestleMania, hold the title for an entire year, and then successfully defend their championship at the following WrestleMania:

Demolition, WrestleMania 4 (WWF Tag Team Championship)
Brock Lesnar, WrestleMania 33 (WWE Universal Championship)
Becky Lynch, WrestleMania 35 (Raw Women's Championship)
Roman Reigns, WrestleMania 38 (WWE Universal Championship)
Bianca Belair, WrestleMania 38 (Raw Women's Championship)
Rhea Ripley, WrestleMania 39 (SmackDown Women's Championship/Women's World Championship)

Cody Rhodes joins Randy Savage (WrestleMania 4) and Hulk Hogan (WrestleMania 5) as the only champions TTBOMR to win a championship at Mania, hold it for an entire year, and then fail to defend their championship at the following Mania.

 

[whitechocolate]

Or, you can just do as I do and click on "Mark forums read"...

I didn't know you could do that. Any chance this website has a dark mode I missed too?

 

[pdxKingsFan]

So, depending on how you define such things, wrestlers with special entrances either went 0-for-5 or 1-for-6 at Mania this weekend.

I thought Drew was going to do the job and I was thinking how sad for him he has to do an advertisement for a videogame as his entrance and Damian is getting Slayer, except Damian only got Kerry King (who was awful) and Drew murdered him in the finish.

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

I didn't know you could do that. Any chance this website has a dark mode I missed too?

Why need a dedicated "dark mode" when we, ourselves, are the "dark ones"...

 

[Tetsujin]

“CM Punk does as much good to my reputation as Shannon Sharpe does to ESPN’s. Don’t ‘OOOOO’ me I'm not the one getting sued”

Paul Heyman out here shooting on Shannon Sharpe live on ESPN. WHAT IS GOING ON😭😭😭pic.twitter.com/0RIcEPmFKY

— Public Enemies Podcast (@PublicEnemiesHQ) April 21, 2025

Shannon Sharpe catching strays outchea lmfao

 

[Tetsujin]

Watch this. pic.twitter.com/p46KEJlIcm

— Wrestle Features (@WrestleFeatures) April 21, 2025

oh so he SHOOT hates these guys lmao
Was not expecting a Kross pipebomb to grace my timeline lol