The Wrestling Thread~

[whitechocolate]

I don't watch wrestling, but I click this thread every day because all boards must be greyed out.

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

I don't watch wrestling, but I click this thread every day because all boards must be greyed out.

Or, you can just do as I do and click on "Mark forums read"...

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Grrrr...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1910859281701679352

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1911485475879080090

they finally found a new opponent for Randy Orton?

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1911913238746579117

I hope Jacob’s at least in the dark match just to give him time in front of his hometown crowd.

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1911913238746579117

I hope Jacob’s at least in the dark match just to give him time in front of his hometown crowd.

TIL...Jacob's a Sacramento product.

 

[Tetsujin]

TIL...Jacob's a Sacramento product.

Did… did you miss all the posts about me going to kindergarten through high school with him?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Did… did you miss all the posts about me going to kindergarten through high school with him?

He's too preoccupied with @SLAB being sent to Suplex City™.

 

[QWERTYLICIOUS]

Did… did you miss all the posts about me going to kindergarten through high school with him?

NGL...Yes I did.

 

[Tetsujin]

“Angry at Gunther for almost killing his brother” Serious Jey Uso lasted a single week lmfao

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1911950560166621556

 

[pdxKingsFan]

“Indie infestation” but it’s literally just the three biggest names in women’s wrestling outside of WWE and AEW over the last three years.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1909948193854324908

The only thing Jaida saved is one of the three biggest names in women's wrestling outside of WWE and AEW over the last three years from eating the pin.

 

[pdxKingsFan]

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

#NotMyTribalChief

Due to this message board's long-standing policies, I shan't be elaborating further.

 

[pdxKingsFan]

jesus.

 

[Tetsujin]

no better way to kill the momentum of your successful face run (which you’ve been so desperate for for the last decade) than giving bonkers interviews literal hours before Wrestlemania.


I guess he deserved the Big Dog era

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1912934767085105182

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1913206843221873076

 

[Tetsujin]

please give Melo the push he deserves post-Mania. And Andrade. Hell, just let them wrestle on Sunday instead of Logan Paul.

 

[Tetsujin]

I’m booing Bianca too but not because I’m a weirdo like the people in the arena but because I’m rooting for Iyo.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I'd like to find whomever decided to counter-program WrestleMania weekend against the first weekend of the playoffs and kick him in the balls.

 

[Tetsujin]

skirting dangerously close to the no politics line but he gave WHO the sacred Ula Fala???!

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

skirting dangerously close to the no politics line but he gave WHO the sacred Ula Fala???!

I've never been closer to rage-quitting WWE than I have in the last 48 hours.

 

[Tetsujin]

Spoiler

And now Rey Mysterio apparently blew his leg out at he night before his big “grande Americano” match.

That Night Two main event going to have to be the greatest match of all time to salvage this train wreck of a Mania lmao

 

[Tetsujin]

Way too early in the morning for Ricky Starks to be taking these bumps lol

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

The only thing Jaida saved is one of the three biggest names in women's wrestling outside of WWE and AEW over the last three years from eating the pin.

Welp, you called it.

 

[Tetsujin]

Worst match of the morning by a mile lol. None of these women had any chemistry with each other and the crowd was just waiting for Vaquer’s humping thing instead of watching anything happening in the ring

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Worst match of the morning by a mile lol.

Multi-person matches usually are. Instead of trying to tell a story in the ring, they invariably break down into a speed-run of everyone in the match getting their **** in. Usually all end up involving the same 4-5 car crash spots, too.

 

[Tetsujin]

So did Roxanne’s main roster call up get cancelled or something because it makes no sense to have her feuding with Vaquer again?

 

[Tetsujin]

Wasn’t paying attention but why is El Hijo del Vikingo standing behind HHH?