The Sky is Falling!

Bricklayer · Dec 1, 2004

It really sucks to be a fan of the team with the 5th best record in the league!

Verily shall we finish 10th in the West, be forced to trade Peja to Chicago for Edie Curry, and just need to shoot Chris Webber.

Out of despair I have decided to smear myself in boysenberry jam and allow myself to be nibbled to death by a school of wild guppies.

vj9999 · Dec 1, 2004

What else can you expect from the team with no chemistry.

nebs · Dec 1, 2004

Guppies like boysenberry?

Bricklayer · Dec 1, 2004

nebs said:
Guppies like boysenberry?

have no idea.

bdouble013 · Dec 1, 2004

Lol nebs....that was just classic.

Brick is right......there is no worse way to die than being nibbled to death by jam loving guppies, especially those that like boysenberry.

Bricklayer · Dec 1, 2004

nebs said:
Guppies like boysenberry?

Hmm...according to the wonderful site Feeding the Growing Guppy, our choices are:

beef heart
bloodworms
grindal worms
white worms
mosquito larvae
wingless fruit flies
freeze-dried plankton
tubifex worms
freeze dried brine shrimp
algae
spirulina (micro-algae)

But since to the best of my knowledge none of those yummy products are commonly made into jam, I'm going to stick to my boysenberries.

Insomniacal Fan · Dec 1, 2004

Could be worse, imagine if we were undefeated! It'd make the inevitable collapse that much more embarrassing...

More seriously, we've been doing well, but it is very worrisome that we haven't had any blowout games yet. Winning is all that really matters, but a game with garbage time would be nice.

Evenstar · Dec 1, 2004

the sky is falling.... hmm someone go find atlas and tell him to get back to work!!!!!

KingKong · Dec 1, 2004

Insomniacal Fan said:
More seriously, we've been doing well, but it is very worrisome that we haven't had any blowout games yet. Winning is all that really matters, but a game with garbage time would be nice.

I think we should see a few of those blowout games in our 11 game stretch. Possibly, atleast one in our next 3 games at home. Today was just an example of lethargy, coupled with minor injuries, considering the back-to- back. On any other night this victory would have been an annihilatation.

HndsmCelt · Dec 2, 2004

Evenstar said:
the sky is falling.... hmm someone go find atlas and tell him to get back to work!!!!!

He Shruged!

Kingsgurl · Dec 2, 2004

Blow outs are nice, but teams learn a lot more about execution down the stretch by winning the close ones.

quick dog · Dec 2, 2004

Would anybody really want to see Brickie covered with blood worms, lying in a Dough Boy pool full of guppies? I am not sure you can even see that sort of thing in San Francisco anymore.

fakie · Dec 2, 2004

quick dog said:
Would anybody really want to see Brickie covered with blood worms, lying in a Dough Boy pool full of guppies? I am not sure you can even see that sort of thing in San Francisco anymore.

yes, only because i had to read the post about 3 times to get what brick really meant.

i am kinda slow on things like this, you know

VF21 · Dec 2, 2004

quick dog said:
Would anybody really want to see Brickie covered with blood worms, lying in a Dough Boy pool full of guppies? I am not sure you can even see that sort of thing in San Francisco anymore.

To be honest, that site doesn't bother me as much as the image of Brickie, sitting on the couch, sobbing into a Kleenex while he watches the 29th of 30 chick flicks...

But what do I know? I'm just a silly old woman who doesn't really know anything about the NBA. I'm confusing passion with knowledge...

Has anybody seen my purple slippers?

KingKong · Dec 2, 2004

VF21 said:
To be honest, that site doesn't bother me as much as the image of Brickie, sitting on the couch, sobbing into a Kleenex while he watches the 29th of 30 chick flicks...

True, that's much more frightening.

Viking · Dec 2, 2004

quick dog said:
Would anybody really want to see Brickie covered with blood worms, lying in a Dough Boy pool full of guppies? I am not sure you can even see that sort of thing in San Francisco anymore.

Someone on the internet does. I'm pretty sure there's a Yahoo! group for that sort of thing.

mcsluggo · Dec 2, 2004

Bricklayer said:
Verily shall we ...

to damn many jane austin movies, methinks.

GoGoGadget · Dec 2, 2004

quick dog said:
Would anybody really want to see Brickie covered with blood worms, lying in a Dough Boy pool full of guppies? I am not sure you can even see that sort of thing in San Francisco anymore.

Au contraire. You just have to know where to go.

Mad D · Dec 2, 2004

quick dog said:
Would anybody really want to see Brickie covered with blood worms, lying in a Dough Boy pool full of guppies? I am not sure you can even see that sort of thing in San Francisco anymore.

i already got the blood worms *owns fish*

HndsmCelt · Dec 2, 2004

quick dog said:
Would anybody really want to see Brickie covered with blood worms, lying in a Dough Boy pool full of guppies? I am not sure you can even see that sort of thing in San Francisco anymore.

Could eclips the Paris Hilton video for hits on the net.

Bricklayer · Dec 2, 2004

Man, I'm being thrown to the guppies!

quick dog · Dec 2, 2004

Talk about bad movies.

Remember when some of us DirecTV people were subject to a mini-blackout. We all called DirecTV and complained. The game came on within a few minutes. Anyway, I talked to a nice lady who comped us one month of Showtime, one of the cheesy movie-channel clusters.

I subsequently watched a few of them. Some were unbelievably bad. I couldn't sleep one night, so I stayed up until 3:45 watching crappy movies. I watched Knights, which is one of the worst movies ever made. It starred Kris Kristopherson and a former womens'world kick boxing champion. Forgot her name, but she ran around kicking and punching alien cyborgs, as opposed to run-of-mill earthly cyborgs. I think I stayed up for the gratuitous nudity, which never happened. Imagine a cheesy sci-fi movie with no nudity.

You have been warned.

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

RoyalDiva · Dec 3, 2004

quick dog said:
Talk about bad movies.

Remember when some of us DirecTV people were subject to a mini-blackout. We all called DirecTV and complained. The game came on within a few minutes. Anyway, I talked to a nice lady who comped us one month of Showtime, one of the cheesy movie-channel clusters.

I subsequently watched a few of them. Some were unbelievably bad. I couldn't sleep one night, so I stayed up until 3:45 watching crappy movies. I watched Knights, which is one of the worst movies ever made. It starred Kris Kristopherson and a former womens'world kick boxing champion. Forgot her name, but she ran around kicking and punching alien cyborgs, as opposed to run-of-mill earthly cyborgs. I think I stayed up for the gratuitous nudity, which never happened. Imagine a cheesy sci-fi movie with no nudity.

You have been warned.

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

Oh dear. Comcast just gifted us customers with two month's free Showtime.
I've been warned. Sometimes it's entertaining to watch really bad movies though, especially when they're free.

quick dog · Dec 3, 2004

I received this advertisement in the mail with an internet purchase. It was for CD sets with 50 bad movies on them for about $25 each. They had a horror series, western series, mystery series, drama, and comedy series. I almost bit. Fortunately, the tought of watching 30 bad movies like Brickie recently did snapped me back to reality.

Insomniacal Fan · Dec 4, 2004

It's fun giving the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 treatment to 'em though

Bricklayer · Dec 4, 2004

quick dog said:
I received this advertisement in the mail with an internet purchase. It was for CD sets with 50 bad movies on them for about $25 each. They had a horror series, western series, mystery series, drama, and comedy series. I almost bit. Fortunately, the tought of watching 30 bad movies like Brickie recently did snapped me back to reality.

Well, to be fair, they weren't ALL bad.

You want bad, try anything with the tag "a Sci-Fi Channel original movie." Yikes! They don't even appear to try.

GoGoGadget · Dec 4, 2004

Bricklayer said:
You want bad, try anything with the tag "a Sci-Fi Channel original movie." Yikes! They don't even appear to try.

You could insert pretty much any cable network into that sentence and it would be a true statement.

Bricklayer · Dec 4, 2004

GoGoGadget said:
You could insert pretty much any cable network into that sentence and it would be a true statement.

HBO has always done a good job with its. Not vouching for anybody else.

Geoff · Dec 4, 2004

what about TNT? I haven't seen many of their movies but the few I've seen advertised looked ok, and I liked their miniseries "The Grid"...

slugking50 · Dec 5, 2004

Geoff said:
what about TNT? I haven't seen many of their movies but the few I've seen advertised looked ok, and I liked their miniseries "The Grid"...

yes, TNT does good work. They seem to actually(With HBO) to try and make good movies.

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