The All-Purpose LOL Lakers thread

[Tetsujin]

Lebron taking the first of many Ls for the season

BREAKING: U.S Patent & Trademark Office has refused @KingJames’ trademark application for “Taco Tuesday.” Examining attorney found that phrase was a “commonplace message” and can’t be protected as a trademark. First discovered by @JoshGerben. pic.twitter.com/cnebxx9hyt

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) September 12, 2019

 

[Tetsujin]

Lebron losing the Taco Tuesday trademark got buried in the news because Kobe seemingly blasted a middle school girl on instagram and the subsequent memes that followed.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1171863882605965312

“Coach Kobe. My mom passed away, I have to skip the game for her funeral”

Kobe: pic.twitter.com/umhyNXT28f

— Amir Bell (@_amirbell) September 11, 2019

Kobe Bryant waking up 8 year olds at 2am to shoot 5000 free throws https://t.co/Y9JAOM8Mv3

— Matt’Dib / Ball Atreideez (@_MateoMontana_) September 11, 2019

When you wanna be at dance recital but coach Kobe deadbolted the doors to the gym https://t.co/GgmCv4Xv8e

— BG (@JuggernautBG) September 12, 2019

 

[Reverend]

Lebron taking the first of many Ls for the season

https://twitter.com/x/status/1171942495061782528

What a clown show lmfao

 

[pdxKingsFan]

Lebron taking the first of many Ls for the season

https://twitter.com/x/status/1171942495061782528

Ok - so now LeBron is claiming he only filed the trademark to clear up if he could be sued for using it. LOL yeah right buddy.

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/27596576/lebron-taco-tuesday-trademark-filing-denied

 

[ESP47]

Lebron losing the Taco Tuesday trademark got buried in the news because Kobe seemingly blasted a middle school girl on instagram and the subsequent memes that followed.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1171863882605965312

I hate Kobe but this has me lmao

 

[Tetsujin]

Kobe, realizing that his instagram post blasting a child for going to a dance recital instead of playing basketball makes him look like an absolutely insane person, decided to back track by doing this;

https://twitter.com/x/status/1172178125876318209

 

[Iced Espresso]

Lakers forward Kyle Kuzma will be sidelined until at least mid-October with a stress reaction in his left foot, the Lakers announced Thursday.

https://www.latimes.com/sports/lakers/story/2019-09-26/lakers-kyle-kuzma-injury-update

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1178039203247951872

I don’t know if Vogel has ever watched Rondo play

 

[The Effort Police]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1178039203247951872

I don’t know if Vogel has ever watched Rondo play

Lol, Rondo can't function without the ball in his hand since it takes away his biggest strength and he can't shoot, doesn't defend (anymore), and won't cut to the basket.

Nevertheless, I suppose that's the starting lineup, can't wait to watch it crash and burn.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1178422539351027712

You’d hope the lineup featuring arguably the greatest player of all time and a top ten player in the league would dominate the Burnt out Rondo/Javale/Danny Green led assortment of minimum contract guys and crap fringe dudes. Even if is the first practice of the year.

 

[Iced Espresso]

Lakers signed Stockton....

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Lakers signed Stockton....

Empty out the lockers, season's over.

 

[Tetsujin]

Between Rondo and Stockton and IT's failed stint a few years ago, the Lakers are cornering the market on former Kings point guards from when we were bad. What's Ty Lawson up to?

 

[chief bromden]

Between Rondo and Stockton and IT's failed stint a few years ago, the Lakers are cornering the market on former Kings point guards from when we were bad. What's Ty Lawson up to?

Whatever he’s up to, I hope Ramon Sessions and Jason Hart are there too!

 

[SLAB]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1180672679180783617

Counting chickens much, LA?

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1180667395565735936

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1182006108136902656

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1180672679180783617

Counting chickens much, LA?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1181539537480290304

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1182561053495848960

A take so bad that it makes anonymous message board people look smart.

 

[pdxKingsFan]

Jesus dude. As a Wildcats supporter that hurts.

 

[VF21]

Please post comments regarding LBJ and the NBA/China situation in THIS THREAD

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1185961562487562242

 

[Joshoua]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1185961562487562242

dude said Kobe and more embarrassing is they way kcp reacted to the air ball

 

[KingsFanSince85]

0-1

 

[Chupacabra]

0-1

So much like. 0-1 thanks to the best team in LA. Is anyone located down there and willing to collect 7akers fan's tears for me? I will pay.

 

[Tetsujin]

So much like. 0-1 thanks to the best team in LA. Is anyone located down there and willing to collect 7akers fan's tears for me? I will pay.

Lakers fans probably bought Kawhi jerseys on the way out of Staples Center last night.

 

[ppine]

I can understand why Kings fans hate on the Lakers. I really do.
But dismissing the Lakers after one loss is a huge mistake. They may just lost to the next NBA Champions.
James is not that old and his supporting cast is big and dangerous. The Lakers are going to blow out a lot of teams that can't stand up to them.
They can have Davis, Howard and McGee on the floor at the same time with James bringing the ball up. They look like a really tall football team. They can play through people. The Clippers stood up to them. A lot of teams will not be able to.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1187113611375738882

Lakers fans:

 

[Tetsujin]

I can understand why Kings fans hate on the Lakers. I really do.
But dismissing the Lakers after one loss is a huge mistake. They may just lost to the next NBA Champions.
James is not that old and his supporting cast is big and dangerous. The Lakers are going to blow out a lot of teams that can't stand up to them.
They can have Davis, Howard and McGee on the floor at the same time with James bringing the ball up. They look like a really tall football team. They can play through people. The Clippers stood up to them. A lot of teams will not be able to.

The only other player from Bron’s draft class still playing is Kyle Korver and he old as hell.

 

[Section 101]

The only other player from Bron’s draft class still playing is Kyle Korver and he old as hell.

Huh? LJB was born 12/30/84. But James has a ton of miles on his body with the number of minutes played. LBJ is currently 15 all time and will be close to 12th by New Years barring injury. If he averages his career of 2900 mins for the season he will be 7th.

He's the career leader for playoff minutes at 10,049. That's an extra 4 years worth of games.


List of oldest players

1. Vince Carter, Hawks (born 1/26/1977)
2. Udonis Haslem, Heat (born 6/9/1980)
3. Pau Gasol, Trail Blazers (born 7/6/1980)
4. Kyle Korver, Bucks (born 3/17/1981)
5. Joe Johnson, Pistons (born 6/29/1981)
6. Nene, Rockets (born 9/13/1982)
7. Tyson Chandler, Rockets (born 10/2/1982)
8. Andre Iguodala, Grizzlies (born 1/28/1984)
9. Thabo Sefolosha, Rockets (born 5/2/1984)
10. J.J. Redick, Pelicans (born 6/24/1984)