I detest award shows.... here is the premise:
"You did your very easy, extremely high paying part time job correctly, here is a trophy." They should give awards like this to those people who really bust their behinds to do a great job at their blue or white collar professions... seriously, emergency response personnel, military personnel, people that work with animals, farmers, construction workers, accountants, funeral home workers, janitors, factory workers, etc... they all bust their hump daily for a check and no other appreciation and the work they do is about 1,000,000 times more important than the jobs of entertainers.
At least the ESPYs are for athletes, but I detest ESPN, so why would their award selection be any less large market biased?