uolj
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Well, the danger is that I'll never be able to have kids again if I go against my wife's wishes in order to participate in a fantasy draft, especially when it will be my fifth draft over the last month or so combining football and basketball.Unless you're having a child, that's not allowed.
And by you having a child, I mean that you are the actual person going through labor. Not some of this namby pamby male "I'm having a child" nonsense whle the woman does all the work and you are sitting around having a beer.
Actually, in the mdoern era I'm still not sure that's an excuse. Just prop a laptop up on your belly and fantasy draft/give birth at the same time.

But I'll try to work it out.