[NBA] Comments that don't warrant their own thread (JAN)

[Tetsujin]

this is what Steve Francis looks like these days. not a joke. what the hell a** happened there?

Steve Franchise became an elderly Chinese man? Who's that pleasantly rotund fellow next to him?

 

[Hadlowe]

this is what Steve Francis looks like these days. not a joke. what the hell a** happened there?

Umm, he is 36? Gotta be some health problems we're not aware of. Late onset progeria?

 

[upinsmoke]

It's very sad about Stevie Franchise he was ballin in his day but dope is nothing to joke about.

 

[lwc]

I thought Stevie Franchise was gonna be a Superstar.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

this is what Steve Francis looks like these days. not a joke. what the hell a** happened there?

My WAG is too much Chinese food.

 

[Mad D]

Umm, he is 36? Gotta be some health problems we're not aware of. Late onset progeria?

Ah jeez, I hope in the next 7-8 years I hold up better than that. I still get careded for R movies every now and then.

 

[jalfa]

most unlikely stat all year: the Grizz are 6-4 when James Johnson (yeah, that guy) plays at least 20 minutes

 

[Tetsujin]

The Raptors entire bench rotation is the guys they got from us in the Rudy trade. Patterson is shooting 50% from three-point land for them as their sixth man.

 

[Tetsujin]

The NBA, where

happens.

 

[Tetsujin]

In case you were wondering, RonRon is still a crazy person.

Metta World Peace ‏@MettaWorldPeace1h
as i watch The Notebook last night
i did not cry
nor did i watching Benjamin Button
no watery eyes

lying poetry by mwp

 

[Mad D]

The Pelicans record has nosedived from being a .500 team since Evans, Holiday and Anderson have all become injured.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

The Pelicans record has nosedived from being a .500 team since Evans, Holiday and Anderson have all become injured.

Imagine that!

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

You mean, a borderline playoff team in the west couldn't withstand injuries to three of their four best players? The hell you say!

 

[jalfa]

the Wizards are up 43-18 against the Heat after one quarter. expecting a rain of frogs any minute now.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

the Wizards are up 43-18 against the Heat after one quarter. expecting a rain of frogs any minute now.

Earlier today, LeBron James was said to have been testy over allegations of him "coasting" during the regular season, and vowed to show "us" all something tonight. Well, tonight, his team is getting handled by the Washington Wizards, and he has put up 24/8/7/2. That's a phenomenal line for anyone not named LeBron James.

 

[Chubbs]

Lebron is bored.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Lebron is bored.

Not according to him, was the point. He basically took offense at accusations that he was bored, and vowed to show us all something tonight. And then, he proceeded to show us a typical LeBron James night.

 

[Kingsfan23]

They sometimes pick the most random music to play at these games, stuff you wouldn't think has anything to do with the modern culture of the nba

 

[Gilles]

Guess Toronto could use Gay right now - can't score worth a lick even with two PGs on the floor. Somehow Derozan is shut down by Nick Young.
On another note, really like Manny Harris as 4th-5th guard - can dribble, shoot from outside and just a pest defensively.

 

[jalfa]

Guess Toronto could use Gay right now - can't score worth a lick even with two PGs on the floor. Somehow Derozan is shut down by Nick Young.
On another note, really like Manny Harris as 4th-5th guard - can dribble, shoot from outside and just a pest defensively.

I've been waiting for that whole thing to turn back into a pumpkin for a while now. seems like the clock has finally struck midnight.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

The Toronto Raptors currently have four ex-Kings and Steve Novak on the court. The Toronto Raptors are currently down twenty to Charlotte. Coincidence?

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

And, almost immediately, they lead Toronto on a 22-8 run, to get to within five, so... way to make me look like an ***hole...

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Lowry and DeRozan in, Salmons and Novak out, and Toronto is within three points, after being down by as many as thirty! And Chuck Hayes is punking Al Jeezy right now!

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Hayes is straight taking Jeezy's lunch: 12 and 12 for the Chuckwagon.

EDIT - Lowry missed the free throw on an And-1 that would have tied it.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Switched over to BKN/NYK, just in time to hear Doris Burke putting Bargnani on blast. Outstanding.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Replay shows Stiemsma got away with an obvious goaltend against Memphis.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Bob Rathbun wondering why Miami keeps looking for Norris Cole to shoot threes when Ray Allen is on the floor? That's a damned good question, Bob.

 

[jalfa]

by now there's an entire thread's worth of gifs displaying pathetic Bargnani defence floating around the webs. his ineptitude is fascinating.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I love how (according to Rachel Nichols), Harden says that Howard can brush losses off more easily than he can, because, "He's still learning." As if Harden is the ten-year veteran, and Howard is the five-year veteran, and not the other way around.