Move Over Kenyon... Kevin Is The New K-mart!!

I am going with KEV until something better sticks. I am off the K$ bandwagon because I agree that it is too pretentious for Kev even if he was the top scorer in the NBA - it is just not him.

Apparently Special K was his nickname through college, I just cannot go for a cereal - or a cheap stuff store for that matter.
 
As the creator of KMoney, I must say that I am partial to it.

For those of you that find the nickname pretentious or don't think he deserves this name until he is more proven, I ask you to standby and watch. I'm convinced that after another half-year to year you will accept the nickname. ;)

I originally posted the K$ for the simplicity but for some reason I just don't like it anymore. For those of you that do like K$ thats cool but I'm going to be using KMoney.

They may be inferior to Kmoney but here are some other ones:

K-Dogg
Lucky Number Kevin -- LNK
Dub-Trey
K-Skillz
Killa Martin or Killa-K

and I was always a fan of K23
 
This is coming all the way from Zanesville....Around here growing up people would call him Lil Kev and his dad Big Kev...Cause he is named after his dad...
 
Hrm I kinda like "lil Kev" because its authentic and plus its like the lil penny commercials. I still say its up to him and I wouldn't want some internet dork deciding I should be named zippy, but no offense to anyone. :)
 
Hrm I kinda like "lil Kev" because its authentic and plus its like the lil penny commercials. I still say its up to him and I wouldn't want some internet dork deciding I should be named zippy, but no offense to anyone. :)



Who says I am an internet dork?:mad:
 
Who says I am an internet dork?:mad:

If you're trying to say a grown man in the NBA should have the nickname "zippy," then you'll be lucky if Internet dork is the only thing you're called.

Now put the umbrage back where you found it.

;)
 
Well not sure about the current nickname, but The Zanesville Zipper does sound like it could be pretty good as Kevin's porn star name. ;)

And then K$ can be his wannabe gangsta name after he gets swell headed, starts wearing piles of obnoxious gold chains, hanging at strip joints at 3:00 am with his posse, and then cuts his debut album on Ron's Tru Warier label. :D
 
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Lord, just shoot me now.

Well, technically I think God would be more likely to zap you with a lightning bolt or pelt you with frogs and locusts or some such. Shooting seems pretty low brow for an omnipotent being. :p
 
Hmmm. Good point...









Lord, zap me with a lightning bolt or pelt me with frogs. I would, however, appreciate it if you DIDN'T send the bear back my way.
 
Hmmm. Good point...









Lord, zap me with a lightning bolt or pelt me with frogs. I would, however, appreciate it if you DIDN'T send the bear back my way.

DUH! Have the bear get zapped as he's eating the frogs that have been dropped on him.




Do I have to come up with ALL the answers? ;)
 
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