SacBee Sports
By: Ailene Voice-in everything
FRESNO, CALIFORNIA- It has been 48 hours since the Kings team were getting the royal treatment in China. They got back, and what do we see? A Kings defeat, and a Laker win. Was Lakers guard Kobe Bryant really taking this game so seriously? If so, did Rick Adelman care at all? Why did he even play the bench in the first place? By the way, the footage of Chris Webber and Peja Stojakovic smiling and being happy, courtesy of Comcast's new digital editing software. Yes, yes. It's all true. The dynamic duo were talking on TV. But is this another one of their schemes to fool the media? A very reliable source told me that the Kings administration secretly proposed a 5% salary increase to both their salaries-If they only showed the love on TV. Look like this season we're going to have a huge rivalry with the Lakers. It's a shame that I can't go in to Kings locker room anymore. I've supposedly given the public the "wrong impression" of Mr. Webber and Mr. Stojakovic. About the team so far? Good players. Playing their game. And in this case, that's a pure compliment.
(oh yah. btw: this is not a real article)