Kings vs. Lakers Game Thread

[piksi]

It is early but I will not be able to do it later because getting ready for a lakerhater party tonight thus will not have a chance to get to PC.
Although there is allready a prediction thread for the game I will not play with KARMA and will post it where it gives results.
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WALTON ALLERT
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Kins will win. (DUH) We will also outrebound Lakers tonight.
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CW - will have more assists than field goals. He will try to play PG again

Pedja will have 5 +rb. He will have a FT in the first half. He will still be outrebounded by one of our guards. He will miss a lay up

DC - will have a double double but will foul out

Mike will not have assist to Pedja tonight. He will have his "crab dance" He will not defend tonight but he will outscore LAL PG's

Brad will be the best King tonight. He will not miss a dunk
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Bobby will prove that the last game was not a anomaly. He will shoot 50 %

Tag will have the best game as a KING

Darius will once again be Darius.

The rest of the bench will play in the garbage time
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RA will have Pedja Mike and CW at least once during the game. He will also take at least one player out who is on fire.
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Rudi T will get a technical. Kobe will have 20 FTA which will not help LA
Rick Fox will not show up to the annual brawl with DS

Vlade will have a very very ugly uniform tonight. He will draw at least one offensive foul ( flop) He will also at least pass once to Pedja ( old habits never die ). He will also have a back door pass and he will shcool Tag ( as he always did).
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At the party (all serbs) nobody will rout for LA (health related reasons). Everybody will bash Kobe. At some point somebody will bash Kings players (including Pedja) & RA except DC. Same people will also praise these players more often. All alcohol will be destroyed.
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Bill Walton will talk garbage all night long. He will use his favorite phrase (western civilisaton) at least once tonight. He will annoy every Kings fan several time by praising LA. He will mention his son again. He will call Vlade a "legend" The idiots in the studio will during the half time call Kings soft at least once. They will also point out how Pedja should be traded, RA fired and CW is not fit.
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KINGS will win

when we win I will registar to a LA fan board where I will get banned aftet my first and only post
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BEAT LA

BEAT LA

BEAT LA

BEAT LA

BEAT LA

BEAT LA

BEAT LA


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[iheartBrad]

that ^ my friends...was hilarious.....the best and funniest thing ive heard/read all week

piksi...thank you...i frickin loved that!

 

[Viking]

don't know why Gargamel hasn't done it yet, but:

 

[Viking]

Hey, good one! Is that brown thing Bill's pan flute or is that a xylophone type thing?

I actually think it's some sort of large chime.

Your guess is as good as mine though.

 

[guv'ner]

"RA will have Pedja Mike and CW at least once during the game."
What does this mean?
Funny stuff by the way.

 

[fakie]

i know we do this already in another thread, but.....




GO KINGS!!!

 

[slugking50]

8-0 Kings.....



If you dont like that, You dont like Kings Basketball!!!!!

 

[slugking50]

Ahhh



so far Webb has 6 boards but DC has been blocked twice.


10-8 Kings. Kings turning the ball over.


BLOCKED BY BIBBY!!!

 

[4cwebb]

Sounds like the Kings are playing pretty sloppy basketball since starting out 8-0...missed layup by CWebb, DC blocked by Mihm, turnovers...yuck.

 

[4cwebb]

Peja's on fire, though, and that's always nice.

 

[4cwebb]

Lakers' radio announcers are constantly commenting on CWebb's mobility --- Mychael Thompson commented that CWebb is moving like a mummy. Can anyone confirm who is watching the game?

 

[4cwebb]

Not rebounding the ball very well, either...Lakers with 5 offensive rebounds already.

 

[Bricklayer]

Lakers' radio announcers are constantly commenting on CWebb's mobility --- Mychael Thompson commented that CWebb is moving like a mummy. Can anyone confirm who is watching the game?

No idea what he's talking about actually. looks pretty good for chris.

Battle with Odom has been very entertaining -- both guys have been very smart about using their respective strengths.

Problme position has been center -- Mihm has been kicking Brad's behind, and Brad is havin another of those puzzling games where he jsu can't get a board. Guards have also been sloppy.

 

[4cwebb]

Brian Cook smacking the Kings around now with a couple jumpers...was CWebb on him, or Songaila.

And Vlade enters the game...

 

[4cwebb]

Vlade chasing loose balls? What's going on?

 

[slugking50]

this is awful!!!! Cant somebody rebound?! Or hey... even pass the dang ball?! Sheesh!


17-11 Lakers in rebounds..... UGH!

 

[guv'ner]

hey can someone tell me who's guarding peja and who he is guarding?
thanks in advance.

 

[slugking50]

Lamar Odom.

 

[4cwebb]

9 offensive rebounds for the Lakers to this point...what is going on with the Kings' defensive boards? The Lakers aren't overly athletic or superb offensive rebounders.

 

[4cwebb]

Good to see BJax shooting well.

 

[slugking50]

Can somebody please tell Brad to rebound?! He has 1 stinkin' rebound!


Darius is having a hell of a game though.


Bibby is struggling. Hes got 2pts 1 asst 2 TO's


BJax has 9 already!!

 

[Bricklayer]

9 offensive rebounds for the Lakers to this point...what is going on with the Kings' defensive boards? The Lakers aren't overly athletic or superb offensive rebounders.

Actually that's not really true anymore -- Kobe/Odom/Mihm are a very athletic group on the galss.

Prob right now is its another one of those games where Webb is alone on the glass. tahnkfully Matt Barnes came in and gave us some good hustle and snagged a couple of big boards too.

 

[slugking50]

9 offensive rebounds for the Lakers to this point...what is going on with the Kings' defensive boards? The Lakers aren't overly athletic or superb offensive rebounders.

Thats Kings Style rebounding. You know... Dont block out and just watch the ball.




We are finally passing though.... 14 assists on 20 baskets.


Pejas back in.

 

[Bricklayer]

Great half by Webb. 10pts 9rebs 4ast, and he's passing on the jumper and either attacking the middle or settin somebody else up every time down the floor. Think he got open shots for every single struggling King there in the late 2nd quarter.Of course now its Brad's turn to play struggling big man. Is there some physical reason both guys can;t have big games TOGETHER? We'd be unbeatable.

 

[VF21]

I am doing a play-by-play thread for those who cannot see the game. Follow the game in that thread; talk about it in this thread.



Life is good!!!

 

[VF21]

News10 is having a salute to Vlade right now.

 

[guv'ner]

The bench seems good tonight

 

[slugking50]

Lakers are shooting 38% were shooting 47% but the lakers within 3.

Rebounding is closer.... 23-20 Lakers. We need to keep the Lakers off the offensive glass. That definately hurting us.

We have 25 hoops 18 are assisted.

Webb 10pts 9 boards 4 assts 2 tos


Peja hasnt scored since midway through the first qrtr...

 

[slugking50]

Good passing to start the third but the rebounding needs to get better. We need to block out on the defensive end. The Lakers are getting too many Off boards.

 

[slugking50]

Once again we are getting hurt on the boards . Lakers 29-21 on the boards. 11-5 offensively.