[Game] Kings v. Warriors - March 31, 2018 - 7 PT

[HndsmCelt]

I do like putting Samson back out there if you guys want to get chippy put the block on... And then we add a little Cooley to the mix

 

[VF21]

Random observation: If I owned the Kings, there would be a standing rule that NO opposing team jerseys wearers can occupy Kings Row.

EDIT: In fact, the more I think about it, I would only allow opposing fans to sit in certain areas in the arena. And if they didn't like it? Tough. It's MY ARENA!

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Another thing I absolutely hate about the Warriors. Their air of entitlement makes me want expel vast quantities of previously digested material in their direction.

 

[HndsmCelt]

Watching Cooley Samson and Fox operate is like seeing two Hammers and a scalpel.

 

[VF21]

Would it be less graphic if I had said "regurgitate" instead of the somewhat ambiguous "expel"?

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Would it be less graphic if I had said "regurgitate" instead of the somewhat ambiguous "expel"?

It would have removed some...ambiguity.

 

[VF21]

Oh God, somebody just shoot me now. At least the Kings fans in the arena aren't being subjected to this crap (and I didn't say "crap" to begin with). Do Grant and Jerry not realize there is a broadcast team in the house giving the Warriors fans their view of the game?

 

[HndsmCelt]

Cooley might have better hands than I thought

 

[VF21]

Bogs has that bounce pass down to a science. He reminds me of J-Will in that regard. Do Grant and Jerry talk about it? No way. Bogs isn't wearing the right color jersey apparently.

 

[VF21]

Cooley might have better hands than I thought

And...he's stronger than new rope.

 

[Suicide King]

Buddy has clutch gene fused to his blood cels

 

[VF21]

https://twitter.com/statuses/980282938720841728

 

[HndsmCelt]

Any idea why Koufos is not playing tonight?

 

[VF21]

And the Warriors lovefest continues. I've just muted the game and put on some Christina Aguilera. Bite me, Jerry and Grant.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Any idea why Koufos is not playing tonight?

Yes, but VF21 has requested that we don't discuss it in the game thread!

 

[HndsmCelt]

Ty

 

[VF21]

Any idea why Koufos is not playing tonight?

DNP - Coaches decision (for the first half)

With Cooley out there, looks like KK gets a night off. I doubt if he'll sit out tomorrow.

 

[VF21]

Yes, but VF21 has requested that we don't discuss it in the game thread!

Hrm. I just learned something new. Moderators can't give fellow moderators infractions.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

Hrm. I just learned something new. Moderators can't give fellow moderators infractions.

I can't believe you've never tried!

 

[VF21]

Good to see Vince out there. I am and will be forever grateful that Vlade signed Vince Carter to the Kings, if only for one season.

 

[VF21]

I can't believe you've never tried!

Okay, maybe once or twice ... when we switched to Xenforo and then again when the Grand Poobah did the upgrade.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

When it doesn't get sloppy, the offense is getting really fine-tuned. The D needs work now.

 

[VF21]

Buckets by Buddy® just makes you smile. In the pbp in my mind, he got ALL the commentary and I ignored what happened just afterwards on the other end of the court. I can do that with Christina and Pitbull blaring from my speakers.

 

[VF21]

I still think the Warriors need to find someone named "Tunes" or "Toons" in the off-season - for what should be obvious reasons.

 

[VF21]

81-67 Warriors with 3:07 left in the curse-ed 3rd quarter.

 

[VF21]

I may have discovered something. Listening to Pitbull with a variety of different featured artists is a LOT more fun than listening to Warriors worship. And the game seems to be keeping pace with the music.

GO KINGS!!

 

[HndsmCelt]

I deleted my earlier comment this is not funny.

 

[VF21]

Note: I made what was an innocent comment and it posted almost exactly at the moment McCaw hit the floor. I deleted it - for the simple reason I would NEVER wish or condone injury on a player. I feel very badly for saying it.

I really hope McCaw will be okay.

 

[HndsmCelt]

I hate this!

 

[VF21]

I'm very surprised they're allowing a camera to film this. And as I say that, they switch away from showing him being loaded onto the stretcher.

My thoughts and prayers are with Patrick McCaw.