Well that was just plain nutty, but I suppose what happens when you get an 8-26 team and a 9-26 team both absolutely determined not to win a game.
Theme is going to be How to be an 18th Century Hottie (I recently watched a period movie called The Duchess when Ralph Fiennes remarked as he was undressing/having undressed Keira Knightley (it took help) upon why women's clothing of the period had to be so complex. It seemed a fair question and while I knew the basics I took it upon myself to go look up the details. I thought I'd share, just in case any of you guys are into wearing petticoats. Note here that I am referring to the European traditions here.
Official Boxscore
Garcia ( A- ) -- for all these grades I am going to break it down under two headings: Regulation, and Final Minute and Overtime. So Cisco, Regulation: got off, with the rest of the starters to a terrible start, having no energy and missing everything. Even got a technical on his way out of the game, one of three Kings to do so tonight in a game that obviously would have been won without those free points given away. But after returning in the second was a new man, apparently finding his hustle under his seat on the bench or something, and busting his behind on defense as we completed one of the most ridiculous quarter to quarter turnarounds you will ever see. Knocked down an open three in the last minute of the half to push our new lead to 6, after we had been down 20 in the first quarter. Hit a three in the early third, but really he and the other starters again fell back into the same pattern as they had in the first, and the Wizards' lead blew back up. Late in the game bricked an open three at the 1:30 mark that looked like it might finish us. But things were just getting started again. Final Minute and Overtime: So, sitting on a completely shrugworhty 12pt night, maybe a B-, maybe a C+, out of the middle of nowhere the Wizards tried to out-choke our Golden State game and fouled Cisco as he hit a three at the 34 second mark. He hit the FT, and then its down to a 4pt lead. Then again involved in an amazing sequence with 11 secs to go when with the game just about done, Beno hustled and bumped thw ball away on the Wiz inbounds play, the ball bounced to Cisco, and Cisco laid it up for the +1. So that's 7pts in the final 35 seconds. Then we go to OT, and after knocking in a jumepr and a layup, and also throwing up one really crappy airball, he AGAIN gets fouled shooting a three pointer by the chokehappy Wiz, and knocks down all three FTs to cut the lead back to 2 with 30 seconds to go. What are the odds? And that also makes it 12 points in the first 27 1/2 minutes, and 14 points in the final 5 1/2. And after scoring that many points in the clutch, how can I avoid giving him an A of some type even if I thinnk the Wizards deserve half the credit for playing like complete Kings. Er...I mean idiots.
Chemise -- so let's get dressed shall we? First up is the chemise, or shapeless long shirt, that basically all men and women wore under whatever else they were wearing. It was the unisex underwear of the period. There were no panties or anything underneath in the period -- this WAS the undergarment, and you always wore it, alone at night, under all your otehr clothes during the day. Its garment #1.
Thompson ( C- ) -- well JT at least made this easy by not even forcing a "Regulation/Final Minute & OT" split in his grade. Made a couple fo hustle plays early, but not able to slow Blatche in the early going and fumbled a lot of balls. Did not play in the second as Landry was strong. Started the third with a turnover on a bad pass, but then hit a smooth post move along the baseline, and started to come alive and have some impact with hustle on the offensive glass. But just as soon as it looked like he was reviving, he collapsed on us, as did we as a team. While the lead spiraled back up, adn our defense got embarrassing again, Jason just lost his head about the refs in the 3rd, complained, complained, and eventually ended up getting a technical that had Westphal yank him formt eh game and bench him for the rest of the night. Still want to have a little talk with the gremlins who stole the real JT back during that finger injury. Playing like this every night you have to wonder how long Mr. Happy Clipboard over there on teh sideline is going to wait before tring out yet another lineup. Maybe with Darnell starting at PF. Or maybe Whiteside now that he's active. Maybe Pooh. Youn just don't know. Not that in only 12 minutes of action JT's +/- was an astounding -22, which tells you something avout just how effective he, and we, were during his minutes.
Stays -- okay, now that we have our shapeless undergarment on, next up is our stays, which would later evolve into the more familair corset. Often stiffened with whalebone, you put these things on next, laced them up as tight as you could, and got your hourglass figure, while the low cut front helped give you a push up bra effect as your boobs got squished out the top. Now we're talking.
Cousins ( D- ) -- ouch! Regulation: started off the game out of rhythm, and mahbe pressing a bit in front of Wall. Kept on missing chippees, somethign that would become the absolute story of this evening for him. Finally got his first hoop with a reverse power dunk late in the first, and the better move came a few minutes later with a beautiful power spin move that drove Mcgee right under the hoop before Cousins laid it up. Came on really strong in the second, and his banging got under McGee's skin. Then blocked Wall, and the Wizards were having to frantically double him to stop him. Went to the bench at the end of the half with a prodcutive quarter that looked like it might be building to a dominant game. And then...did I mention ouch? Started the third like he did the first, forcing, missing layups, and really wasn't getting it done on the boards as he didn't seem to be moving for the ball and various Wizards were slipping in front of him. Turnovers and near turnovers also plagued him as we had another ridciulously bad defensive quarter. Returned in the 4th after an effective stint by Dalembert, and maybe it would have been better if he hadn't. Did not protect the hoop from McGee, and just missed mayup after mayup after layup as McGee, who he had seemed to have intimidated in the second, was clearly winning the matchup and Cousins mised everything trying to go over him. Final Minute & OT: Missed a pair of FTs in the final 25 seconds in what again appeared to be a death knell for us, but not on this night. No idea why we did not have Dalembert in there for some late rebounds, as he nearly blew the closing rebound on the Wizards missed FT at the 2.5 second mark -- very close as the ball went out of bounds off of either him or McGee, but we got the call. With a chance for redemption at the OT buzzer after we inbounded the ball to him for a potential game tying three...it wasn't even close and went off the top of the backoard. This was just unfortuyante. Maybe the truest rookie night he has had. 4-19 from the field. 2-6 from the line. I think did jsut enoguh for me not to throw an F on here...but look at those numbers. Just could not hit a layup to save his life.
Pocket -- for whatever reason they had not yet thought of actually inclduing pockets as part of women's garments, so women instead wore a little bag tied around her waist underneath her clothing called her "pocket", and then there were holes down through all the petticoats and dresses so she could reach into it.
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