Kenny Thomas doesn't rebound, he glares at the ball until it flies into his hands
The last person to box out Kenny Thomas is now six feet underground
Kenny Thomas can win MVP from the injured list
Kenny Thomas can be DNP-CD and still lead the team in rebounding
Kenny Thomas lent his skill to Robert Horry for the infamous three, just so he could be traded to the Kings and save the team himself
The shortest distance from two points is a straight line. The shortest distance to a rebound is Kenny Thomas
Kenny Thomas actually invented basketball; Naismith actually stole the idea and was more successful in promoting it. Hey, Kenny Thomas only knows rebounds and hustle, not business savvy.
Every time Lebron goes for a dunk, he checks to see if Kenny Thomas is lining up a blocked shot first.
By the way, those photoshops are simply AWESOME Brick

