Grades v. Nets 01/05
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Actually they were ALL meant to be caps, but I guess the filter only let the first letters be that way. lol Oh well...
ps: I dont usually use caps, I think they're annoying, and dont ever try to do the annoying one cap, one lowercase, one cap thing, THAT'S annoying. lol I had the caps lock on for my short post, since it was so short. lol
No, not your reply, the part you quoted:
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits.
When Chuck falls into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
CONVERSELY:
Kenny Thomas doesn't play - he sits.
When Kenny Thomas falls on the court, others don't notice, because, hey, what's Kenny Thomas doing on the court?
Kenny Thomas sold his soul to the devil for some rugged good looks and unparalleled basketball skills. The devil, unable to pass up a good joke, offered Kenny Thomas instead to choose what was inside the box. Kenny Thomas chose the box. However, Kenny Thomas couldn't stay mad and should have seen it coming. They both now play poker with Kenny Natt (who has his own deal) every second Wednesday of the month.
How is this a contest?
When Chuck falls into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
CONVERSELY:
Kenny Thomas doesn't play - he sits.
When Kenny Thomas falls on the court, others don't notice, because, hey, what's Kenny Thomas doing on the court?
Kenny Thomas sold his soul to the devil for some rugged good looks and unparalleled basketball skills. The devil, unable to pass up a good joke, offered Kenny Thomas instead to choose what was inside the box. Kenny Thomas chose the box. However, Kenny Thomas couldn't stay mad and should have seen it coming. They both now play poker with Kenny Natt (who has his own deal) every second Wednesday of the month.
How is this a contest?
Bricklayer
Don't Make Me Use The Bat
Amory
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This is so bad, but we should make Kenny-isms, kinda like how they make Chuck-isms.
Instead of talking about how amazing he is we talk about.....well, maybe we shouldn't be mocking players >.<
HighFlyingMonkey
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Kenny Thomas doesn't rebound, he glares at the ball until it flies into his hands
The last person to box out Kenny Thomas is now six feet underground
Kenny Thomas can win MVP from the injured list
Kenny Thomas can be DNP-CD and still lead the team in rebounding
Kenny Thomas lent his skill to Robert Horry for the infamous three, just so he could be traded to the Kings and save the team himself
The shortest distance from two points is a straight line. The shortest distance to a rebound is Kenny Thomas
Kenny Thomas actually invented basketball; Naismith actually stole the idea and was more successful in promoting it. Hey, Kenny Thomas only knows rebounds and hustle, not business savvy.
Every time Lebron goes for a dunk, he checks to see if Kenny Thomas is lining up a blocked shot first.
By the way, those photoshops are simply AWESOME Brick
The last person to box out Kenny Thomas is now six feet underground
Kenny Thomas can win MVP from the injured list
Kenny Thomas can be DNP-CD and still lead the team in rebounding
Kenny Thomas lent his skill to Robert Horry for the infamous three, just so he could be traded to the Kings and save the team himself
The shortest distance from two points is a straight line. The shortest distance to a rebound is Kenny Thomas
Kenny Thomas actually invented basketball; Naismith actually stole the idea and was more successful in promoting it. Hey, Kenny Thomas only knows rebounds and hustle, not business savvy.
Every time Lebron goes for a dunk, he checks to see if Kenny Thomas is lining up a blocked shot first.
By the way, those photoshops are simply AWESOME Brick
While the rest are awesome, this one is almost true. Ask Mikki.
TheFifthMookie
Bench
This was my favorite theme every btw.
Andre87
Bench
Kenny Thomas doesn't rebound, he glares at the ball until it flies into his hands
The last person to box out Kenny Thomas is now six feet underground
Kenny Thomas can win MVP from the injured list
Kenny Thomas can be DNP-CD and still lead the team in rebounding
Kenny Thomas lent his skill to Robert Horry for the infamous three, just so he could be traded to the Kings and save the team himself
The shortest distance from two points is a straight line. The shortest distance to a rebound is Kenny Thomas
Kenny Thomas actually invented basketball; Naismith actually stole the idea and was more successful in promoting it. Hey, Kenny Thomas only knows rebounds and hustle, not business savvy.
Every time Lebron goes for a dunk, he checks to see if Kenny Thomas is lining up a blocked shot first.
By the way, those photoshops are simply AWESOME Brick
hahahaha niiiice! It's great to have Kenny back!
SLAB
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Kenny Thomas doesn't rebound, he glares at the ball until it flies into his hands
The last person to box out Kenny Thomas is now six feet underground
Kenny Thomas can win MVP from the injured list
Kenny Thomas can be DNP-CD and still lead the team in rebounding
Kenny Thomas lent his skill to Robert Horry for the infamous three, just so he could be traded to the Kings and save the team himself
The shortest distance from two points is a straight line. The shortest distance to a rebound is Kenny Thomas
Kenny Thomas actually invented basketball; Naismith actually stole the idea and was more successful in promoting it. Hey, Kenny Thomas only knows rebounds and hustle, not business savvy.
Every time Lebron goes for a dunk, he checks to see if Kenny Thomas is lining up a blocked shot first.
By the way, those photoshops are simply AWESOME Brick
Oh fantastic!
Great Photoshops as well!
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coolhandluke
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When Luke Walton puts himself on the injured list, you know Kenny is back.
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