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Don't Make Me Use The Bat

We lost an immensely entertaining game. Ton of good, ton of bad -- I don't even know how I am going to be able to grade some of these guys (Cousins for instance?). But it was a fun, competitive heartbreaker where our, get this, youth and inattention to detail finally doomed us in the end. But it was a wild ride getting there and there were a lot of positives along the way. Made you want to pull this one off as much as any game in a long time.
Oh, and of course it was all Reke's fault.
Theme will be something sciencey. Been meaning to do one of those for a while now.
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Salmons ( C- ) -- well in his first game after Reke offered to come off the bench because John was hot, John responded with a mighty 7pt effort. In his second game, it was down to 1pt. On 0-4 shooting. In 33 minutes. Now you will notice the grade was not an F, which may seem odd since you would have had to bench Bruce Bowen himself if he was only going to score 1pt a night for you in starters minutes. And to be sure John's offensive game was ugly to the point that some of his random attempts were effectively turnovers at critical times (ironically his only point of the night came on a good looking but highly questionable 1 on 1 move in the late 3rd involving in which he looked a lot like Reke with a crossover and spin move into the paint that drew the foul). Cut the lead to 7....just before John went down to the other end and made the critical error losing Hayward, and then fouling him on the +1 play to put us back down 10 going into the 4th. Took a silly 1 on 1 take after we'd finally got our lead that just came out of left field and had no hope at all. Why didn't I give him an F again? Oh that's right -- the passing. When not throwing up random 1 on 1 garbage, John was still working in the teamwide passing mode of late, and notched 6 assists including a nice alley oop to Thornton eartly in the game. He was also part (albeit not exactly the key part) of a hopeful actually full sized NBA crew Coach Smart experimented with in the second half, wtih Reke at PG and Cisco and Salmons at the 2 and 3. Along with Cousins and JT/Hayes this was the group late that was able to squeeze the Jazz so much on defense. So did John do anything himself? Not so much. Did he help others do things? Maybe. Kinda. He passed and defended, and if he was spectacular at neither he still had some role to play.

The Cambrian -- so, I consider wikipedia the greatest human invention since chocolate, and if drawn on over there for one topic, I will often get caught up surfing from one link in an entry to another entry, then from a link inside it to another entry and so on and so on in long chains of largely worthless, but still interesting data download. Sometime back in the winter I got on one of those that started with The Cambrian Period -- the era in Earth's history stretching from 542 millin years ago (mya) to 488mya. The Cambrian is a famous and key era in history because it was when we really started to see an explosion of large complex lifeforms. Giant arthopods, this was the era of the trilobyte etc. (the apperance of the trilobytes is in fact traditionally considerd its earlier border). The Earth warmed up enormously during this period as when it started the super-continent Gondwana (one of several supercontents that formed at various times in history due to plate tectonics) was sitting right over the South pole and cutting off polar ocean currents and helping create what is called a "snowball Earth" with cold temperatures on land, but as the supercontinent began to break up and head north during the period, the temperatures began to rise.
Thompson ( B ) -- in the early going it looked like hey, maybe JT was the new franchise player as he raced off to an 11pt 6reb start while Cousins and MT strugggled, and of course Reke was off on the bench being lazy and making us selfish and probably sacrificing cute little baby animals too. JT didn't get anything going after returning late in the half, but emerged again in the third with great, if not always effective, hustle play picking up floor burns nd probably a few bruises along the way. He and Cousins were just comically dominating the Jazz on the offensive glass (18 offensive rebs between just the two of them!) but they both struggled all night long to convert those finishes inside. Maybe out for too long in the 4th with Hayes playing well, but finally back in the final 4 minutes. Unfortunately after 19pts and 15rebs of hustle and boardwork, the thing that is goign to be rememberd is JT stepping to the line with less thna 2 minutes to go in a tied game...and missing both FTs. The Jazz went down the other way and scored and that right there was the turning point in the final minutes that set up our loss. HAVE to hit those. At least split them. 'Twas the little things that in the end made the difference for us this time. Sprained his ankle on our last defensive possession as well.

The Ediacaran -- now what really caught my attention was that back at the earlier (542mya) barrier of the Cambrian, all of a sudden I noticed the presence of an entirely new period called the "Ediacaran" which I had never heard of before (stretching from 630mya to 543mya). Reason for that: when I was learning this stuff there was no Ediacaran Period. It was only designated as such in 2004 after continuing discoveries allowed them to define a new Period (most of the great time Periods back then are marked as such by sudden changes in the fossil record, with sudden extinction events (like the dinosaur's great meteor) marking the boundaries). The thing that makes this such an interesting Period now that its been defined, is that this is the era when the oldest known multicellular organisms have been found. The start of non-microbial life. But unlike the Cambrian when the trilobytes and their ilk arrivesd sporting shells that could be nicely fossilized for us, the Edicaran life was all still soft and strange to modern standards. Jellyfish type things, things like amorphhous bags, fronds, and if you're lucky maybe a segmented worm or two. Immensely primitive stuff, but still such a huge and critical advancement from single celled life. As an aside, as the very first large lifeforms to hit the fossil record occurred during this Period, its older boundary can't be determined by reference to the fossil record, since there was none. Instead the earlier boundary is deteremined by a change in the chemical composition of the rocks as the Marinoan Ice Age ended(see below).
Cousins ( C? ) -- some people have to dream, dream the impossible dream!..I have to grade, grade the impossible grade! What an outing. 9-28 shooting -- 28! 10 offensive rebounsds (grabbing many of those 19 missed shots), 22pts 18rebs overal, terrible first half defense on Big Al, one impossible move for a big man to pull off (see below)...sigh. Struggled from the start in this one as Big Al went t work and really pretty effortlessly scored over him. Meanwhile the other way Cousins was bothered by both Al and Favors's shotblocking, but more than that just could. Not. Finish. Time and time again he flipped up and tapped up the ball, and time and time agian it rolled off. But thing is that he was just relentless in pursuing those misses as he and JT climbed all over the glass chasing loose balls, but were only rarely rewarded wth a finsih. On one crazy possession in the early third I think we literally grabbed SEVEN offensive rebounds (on one possession!) as we missed bunny after bunny but just coming up with the ball until we got it to fall . Threw in some missed FTs again as well as a gremlin appears to have slipped into his stroke. And was grouchy and into with the refs -- who were let's say letting them play, with Devin Harris again (Devin Harris?), and basically all comers. Finally maybe started to settle down in the second half when, unable to hit from 2 feet, he instead retreated ouiisde and began to rain 18 foot midrange jumpers on the Jazz, who I am sure were as confused as anybody at that point. Then just for a topper decided to morph into "Magic Cousins" first leading the break and dising it off nciely to Thorton. Then making an unbelievable open court take on the 1 on 3 break, dribbling behind his back to beat all three Jazz defenders and laying it in. At 6'11" 270lbs. May have finally tired as he started coming up short with those jumpers as the 4th went along and had two balls ripped from his hands in the last two minutes as we just didn't do the little things to finish this one off. Hard to say if he made a defenwsive mistake on the final defensive play that cost us the game. He left Big Al to come help on Harris, thus leaving Big Al wide open for the easy offensive board and layin. I don't think that was a wise decision given that, well, its Devin Harris taking a tough shot. Let him miss it, grab the board, we win. But normally somebody else is suppsoed to rotate down and hop in front of Jeffrson, and nobody did. Personally I think it was Tyreke's fauly even though he had guarded the inboounder and was 20feet away at the time. So reaching wildly on this grade...C?
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