I'll take that risk, Brick. You wouldn't understand, being whipped and all. And don't try to deny it! I saw your freakin' full month lineups of chick flicks. How do you live with yourself, man?
P.S.: See how many opportunites I had for inserting fruity emoticons to rub-in the good-natured ribbing while staying "clean"? If a completely straightforward person read this, they may think me ill-willed and plain mean. Am I willing to risk it? Yup. Damn right I am.