Insomniacal Fan
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Sure, we've moved Doug Christie, we've gotten rid of Chris Webber; and Vlade left at the beginning of the season. This is an exciting time to be a Kingsfan! We don't know what to expect from these guys anymore! But after reading all of the extremely educated arguments that have been made in various threads since the trade deadline, it is readily apparent that Geoff Petrie did not go far enough. So let's fire him.
I say him first, because he's been with us longer than anybody else in the organization. But there are other essential moves...
Only then, after we complete the "new-look Kings" look... can the healing begin. We'll enjoy as fans the wonderful frontier of emulated expansion-hood. No wins, no expectations, but most importantly of all, no old grudges.
I say him first, because he's been with us longer than anybody else in the organization. But there are other essential moves...
- Mike Bibby will be cut the next, didn't he get the memo that he's the new leader? Ahh well, he's soooo Player of last week, let's try Payton for a spin!
- Brad... oh poor Brad. Fortune favors the bold. Clearly you're too efficient, you need to loosen up and force things more often. Miss more shots! Then people will be able to point out that you take shots away from Peja, if he's still around...
- Peja's a goner, who is underachieving this season, and he may or may not be a cancer. Better safe than sorry I suppose.
- Cuttino, the cagey veteran of our squad, knows our system inside and out by now, resigning him is a top priority this offseason. In a year or so he'll make great trade-bait.
- And Adelman. I say we give Rick one more year after we retool. Then, when we fail to win a championship, we'll have a scapegoat!
Only then, after we complete the "new-look Kings" look... can the healing begin. We'll enjoy as fans the wonderful frontier of emulated expansion-hood. No wins, no expectations, but most importantly of all, no old grudges.
But the day all that happens, is the day I'm no longer a Kings fan...
