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Game 37
Sacramento Kings versus Cleveland Cavaliers
By Stephen Tetsu, throwing his name into the Kings head coaching searchGame 37
Sacramento Kings versus Cleveland Cavaliers

Front Office Management 3.0
Welp. Forgot there was another Kings game today.
Like Pete D'Allesandro, I am only focusing on half of the important stuff (in this case, I'm focusing on the watching the games part, which is a minor miracle considering the absolute mess the team has become, rather than the writing about them part). After all, it's not about the results but rather the style you use to do things.
The Kings are currently stuck in basketball purgatory. Yes, they're bad and a mess but they are still talented enough to (barely) beat the New York Knicks of the world, thus not making them terrible enough to write about. At the same time, they're also not very interesting at the moment unless you're one of those rubberneckers who slows down on the highway to watch the cops pull mangled bodies from car crashes, which makes my job as a game thread writer difficult. (It also doesn't help that my limited creative energies are largely being devoted elsewhere at the moment, leaving me with little time or energy to put together game threads.) In other words, the Kings 3.0 suck but they don't suck enough for me to waste my energy finding new ways to describe how bad they suck.
In conclusion, I will leave you with a quote:
"Don't worry, I know what I'm doing."
-Icarus before he flew too close to the sun. Pete D'Allesandro might have also said this.