Best Kings Names

[Rain man]

So all of these threads recalling all of our favorite (or least favorite) Kings players of the past got me thinking about some of the more entertaining or amusing "names" to suit up in Kings white/black/purple/royal blue/baby blue. Here is my team of 12 Kings "names."

Wayman Tisdale
Alaa Abdelnaby
Dwayne Schintzus
Evers Burns
Spud Webb
Duane Causwell
Rory Sperrow
Jabari Smith
Bonzi Wells
Michael Jackson
Vinny Del Negro
Kevin Salvadori (by the way- I think he should get added on the "worst" list)

Feel free to add on- this has sort of been a list I have been compiling for the last day or so. I know there have to be some good names that I missed!!!

 

[GoGoGadget]

Has it come to this already? It's not even July.

 

[Tha rizzock]

bonzi ispretty good

 

[VF21]

G3 -

Oh, it's a long, long time...
From May to December.
But the days grow short
When you reach September...

And yes, it's still June.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Longshanks.

What? Not those Kings?

 

[Amanjoy]

I forgot about Salvadori...I liked Mike Peplowski though...or Frank Brickowski! That was a good one. Let's see...LaSalle Thompson. Ed Pinckney, Lawrence Funderburke, MArk Hendrickson, Rod Higgins, MArty Conlon.

Didn't we have Brad Lohous for awhile too?