If only some arbiter of celebrity hotness existed. You know, someone whose authority existed through selection of the people. Perhaps via vote, democratic or otherwise. Someone whose appointment is known as a lifetime duty* to the people.
Wait! That's me! As the appointed Kingsfans babe arbiter, I declare Grande > Lovato. (Rcognizing that Grande is a middle-class man's Jessica Alba.) It is the will of the people.
Thank you for your trust in me.
*My reign is absolute, regardless of further...entanglements.