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Spike

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You're either using a flawed definition of "easily," or a flawed definition of "top 3." I said before, "Maybe if you're under twenty-five," but now I'm going to revise that to "Maybe if you're under twenty-one."
If only some arbiter of celebrity hotness existed. You know, someone whose authority existed through selection of the people. Perhaps via vote, democratic or otherwise. Someone whose appointment is known as a lifetime duty* to the people.

Wait! That's me! As the appointed Kingsfans babe arbiter, I declare Grande > Lovato. (Rcognizing that Grande is a middle-class man's Jessica Alba.) It is the will of the people.

Thank you for your trust in me.



*My reign is absolute, regardless of further...entanglements.
 
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If only some arbiter of celebrity hotness existed. You know, someone whose authority existed through selection of the people. Perhaps via vote, democratic or otherwise. Someone whose appointment is known as a lifetime duty* to the people.

Wait! That's me! As the appointed Kingsfans babe arbiter, I declare Grande > Lovato. It is the will of the people.
Thank you for your trust in me.



*My reign is absolute, regardless of further...entanglements.
I didn't know either of them by sight, so I went and looked them up. I think its possible that the people who find Lovato more attractive are people who think Grande looks way too young. Also, to me Lovato looks more like a person that you could actually have a conversation with, while Grande looks more like a concept illustration.
 

Mr. S£im Citrus

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If only some arbiter of celebrity hotness existed. You know, someone whose authority existed through selection of the people. Perhaps via vote, democratic or otherwise. Someone whose appointment is known as a lifetime duty* to the people.

Wait! That's me! As the appointed Kingsfans babe arbiter, I declare Grande > Lovato. (Rcognizing that Grande is a middle-class man's Jessica Alba.) It is the will of the people.

Thank you for your trust in me.



*My reign is absolute, regardless of further...entanglements.
+10 for the continuity nod.
 

Mr. S£im Citrus

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I didn't know either of them by sight, so I went and looked them up. I think its possible that the people who find Lovato more attractive are people who think Grande looks way too young. Also, to me Lovato looks more like a person that you could actually have a conversation with, while Grande looks more like a concept illustration.
Neither one of them looks like someone I could have a conversation with; At least Grande looks like someone I'd be okay with my son dating.
 
I didn't know either of them by sight, so I went and looked them up. I think its possible that the people who find Lovato more attractive are people who think Grande looks way too young. Also, to me Lovato looks more like a person that you could actually have a conversation with, while Grande looks more like a concept illustration.
Lovato looks less like a 14 year old, so that's gotta be a plus.....

But neither one of them is anywhere near "Hot" - and even mentioning Jessica Alba in the same breath is seriously straining my credulity.
 

Spike

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Lovato is not a part of the Stevie Wonder special. Grande is. Lovato has the Douglas chin.

Grande > Lovato.

So let it be written. So let it be done.


(Fully recognizing that I'm just past the divide by 2 and add 7 calculus.)
 
Lovato vs Grande? SMH. That's like arguing McDonald's vs Taco Bell when you've got a Genoa Delicatessen right across the street.

Where's the standards, fellas? Rihanna looks far better than both, a real woman with plenty of swag, should have performed instead of Grande as well. Or Shakira. Now that woman gets my attention.
 

Spike

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Lovato vs Grande? SMH. That's like arguing McDonald's vs Taco Bell when you've got a Genoa Delicatessen right across the street.

Where's the standards, fellas? Rihanna looks far better than both, a real woman with plenty of swag, should have performed instead of Grande as well. Or Shakira. Now that woman gets my attention.
Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Sometimes you have to rule on matters that affect the proletariat.

Now a discussion regarding Shakira now moves things to the grownup table! I've always been impressed with her singing, and, well, her hips don't lie.