A pickmeup

[Bricklayer]

Whiners, all of you!

Watch what I do here:

1) Kings drop to #5 in the lottery -- ****! Screwed again!

2) MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

3) Call David Kahn. He's stupid. He has no outside shooting and no SG. He also has a problem with Al Jefferson and Kevin Love not working together. He has a Top 5 pick to get a Favors or a Cousins. So, give him another. Learn from Boston 3 years ago or Washington last year:

#5 pick 2010 draft
Andres Nocioni $6.8mil
Franciso Garcia $5.5mil

for

Al Jefferson $13mil

4) Call up LeBron James, say hey LeBron, how would you like to play with Tyreke Evans AND Al Jefferson?

If LeBron says yes, celebrate:

C- Spencer Hawes
PF- Al Jefferson
SF- LeBron James
SG- Donte Greene
PG- Tyreke Evans

6th- Carl Landry
7th- Omri Casspi
8th- Jason Thompson
9th- Beno Udrih

*note you will still not stop anybody up front with that frontcourt and I would suggest swapping Jaosn or Spencer for a defensive stud. Still...party!

5) If LeBron says no, give a call to Portland, say "hey, you fools have been looking for a young SF of the future forever, would you like one of ours? And it really is terrible how your young center keeps on getting hurt, but you've got Camby and Pryz if you want him, and you could really use a good backup to LaMarcus, someone reliable maybe.

Jason Thompson
Omri or Donte

for

Greg Oden

6) Call LeBron back. Say hey LeBron! How would you like to play with Tyreke Evans, Al Jefferson AND Greg Oden. When he says yes, celebrate:

C- Greg Oden
PF- Al Jefferson
SF- LeBron James
SG- Omri/Donte
PG- Tyreke Evans

6th- Carl Landry
7th- Spencer Hawes
8th- Beno Udrih

Add several weenie shooting guards to stretch things. Party!

 

[rainmaker]

Thats the Brick we all love. Wouldn't mind either scenario. I get the feeling there will be more movement this year than in the last few draft. Let the brainstorming begin...

 

[Sparky6string]

This is almost a certainty to happen. I'd like to see someone try to stop this from happening now. The wheels are in motion- it's like trying to hold back the tide.

 

[Spike]

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[Bricklayer]

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Heh -- just watched that movie again a couple nights ago. Still one of the all time best.

 

[Sptsjunkie]

You forgot:

If he still says no, move the team to NY and call again saying, how would you like to play with Reke, Jefferson & Oden in NY?

 

[Tetsujin]

Whiners, all of you!

Watch what I do here:

1) Kings drop to #5 in the lottery -- ****! Screwed again!

2) MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

3) Call David Kahn. He's stupid. He has no outside shooting and no SG. He also has a problem with Al Jefferson and Kevin Love not working together. He has a Top 5 pick to get a Favors or a Cousins. So, give him another. Learn from Boston 3 years ago or Washington last year:

#5 pick 2010 draft
Andres Nocioni $6.8mil
Franciso Garcia $5.5mil

for

Al Jefferson $13mil

Sadly (for them), I think Kahn would also be willing to throw in a few future picks to even out the deal.

 

[Circa_1985_Fan]

Sadly (for them), I think Kahn would also be willing to throw in a few future picks to even out the deal.

Are you suggesting that Mr. Kahn is being mentored by one Kevin McHale on how to manage an NBA franchise??

 

[Widowmaker2k]

C- Greg Oden
PF- Al Jefferson
SF- LeBron James
SG- Donte Greene
PG- Tyreke Evans

That starting five is composed entirely of giants, who are quick enough to play their respective positions. I'd love to see a team try to small ball against that. Though, there is that problem of not having enough basketballs to go around.

But hell, we wouldn't need a bench, and it wouldn't really matter if one of our major stars got injured (we'd have three or four of them). If only this was NBA live...

 

[Tetsujin]

Are you suggesting that Mr. Kahn is being mentored by one Kevin McHale on how to manage an NBA franchise??

I dunno, I mean McHale at least managed to get Al Jefferson for Garnett whereas Kahn somehow managed to turn Roy into Foye into Ricky Rubio.

 

[SacTownKid]

And watch teams just relentlessly pack the paint on that team.

 

[Tetsujin]

And watch teams just relentlessly pack the paint on that team.

Bron Bron isn't too bad a shooter, Reke will get better, and Donte has shown that he can sometimes be an assasin from behind the line.

 

[jalfa]

Oh Brick, you had me had

3) Call David Kahn. He's stupid.

Of course, as stupid as he is, he cannot possibly be that stupid [/reversedoublejinxorsomething].

 

[LPKingsFan]

Sadly, Nc Batum's got the Blazers SF of the future spot covered.

 

[Bricklayer]

And watch teams just relentlessly pack the paint on that team.

Don't be a Debbie Downer.